Report: Pat Burrell to Retire

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Sad day. reports that Pat Burrell will officially retire. 

Back in November, Burrell told the Associated Press that he was likely done, but it seems we can expect an official announcement shortly.

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Now seems like as good a time as ever to honor Pat by reminding you of his existence as The Machine and the story of Max Talbot bringing girls back to Bat’s old Rittenhouse condo last year. Our friends at Drinker's will hold a moment of silence at around 1:53 tonight. We will miss you, Pat.


19 Responses

  1. Yum… 3 little sluts.
    Pat will always get props from me for not whining when people would boo him or say he was a bum.

  2. the good life
    10s of millions socked away
    2 World Series rings
    Tiger/Wilt-like numbers off the field
    first ballot Hall of Famer

  3. I’ll never forget the summer of 2005, seeing Pat the Bat in the Irish Pub bathroom stall plowing some broad

  4. Burrell is the fucking man end of story. RAJ needs to make him the 3B coach or something just to keep his awesomeness around.

  5. He has stuck his d*ck in many a women & being married hasn’t slowed him down. If his bulldog could talk

  6. just because he showed up butt naked at Aubrey Huff’s dorm doesn’t mean PtB is a gaybird

  7. Maybe HBO will now do an ongoing dockumentery anout him like the one that they are doing for Kenny Powers.
    The Real “Real” (and originall) Iron Balls McGinty
    —Often imposterered, never outclassed.

  8. C’mon Ruben–sign him to a small deal so he can retire a PHILLIE! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

  9. It’s arduous to find knowledgeable individuals on this topic, but you sound like you already know what you’re talking about! Thanks

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