Sad day. MLBTradeRumors.com reports that Pat Burrell will officially retire.
Back in November, Burrell told the Associated Press that he was likely done, but it seems we can expect an official announcement shortly.
Now seems like as good a time as ever to honor Pat by reminding you of his existence as The Machine and the story of Max Talbot bringing girls back to Bat’s old Rittenhouse condo last year. Our friends at Drinker's will hold a moment of silence at around 1:53 tonight. We will miss you, Pat.
God damn shame
Yum… 3 little sluts.
Pat will always get props from me for not whining when people would boo him or say he was a bum.
the good life
10s of millions socked away
2 World Series rings
Tiger/Wilt-like numbers off the field
first ballot Hall of Famer
Can you believe that you are fucking Pat Burrell right now?
I’ll never forget the summer of 2005, seeing Pat the Bat in the Irish Pub bathroom stall plowing some broad
Burrell is the fucking man end of story. RAJ needs to make him the 3B coach or something just to keep his awesomeness around.
He has stuck his d*ck in many a women & being married hasn’t slowed him down. If his bulldog could talk
Say it ain’t so Pat! Sign him to a one year deal he’s clearly a winner.
He played hard & played harder off the field
“Is your pussy jealous? Cause your ass is getting fucked by Pat Burrell!”
A hall of Famer off the field.
It’s your year Pat! This is your year Pat the Bat!
just because he showed up butt naked at Aubrey Huff’s dorm doesn’t mean PtB is a gaybird
Whats up with those shorts ? He get those from a harry kalas yard sale ?
Pat the Bat would fuck anybody
Maybe HBO will now do an ongoing dockumentery anout him like the one that they are doing for Kenny Powers.
The Real “Real” (and originall) Iron Balls McGinty
—Often imposterered, never outclassed.
Pat the Bat always ran like he had a bad case of swamp ass but he sure had heart. GL Pat
C’mon Ruben–sign him to a small deal so he can retire a PHILLIE! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
It’s arduous to find knowledgeable individuals on this topic, but you sound like you already know what you’re talking about! Thanks
Comments are closed.