Mike Milbury: Ilya Bryzgalov is a French Poodle

Unlike Bryz’s Husky, French Poodle is not a hot girl.

Earlier today, in a blatant plug for the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, which will appear on NBC-owned networks, known mush Mike Milbury unveiled his long-awaited three dogs of the NHL. None were compliments. In order:

Jeff Carter: Chihuahua (heh)

Alex Semin: Basenji

Ilya Bryzgalov: French Poodle

And, of course, Pierre McGuire felt the need to weigh-in, too: They only have him for eight more years– that’s a lot of dog food.

Sure is.

Video after the jump.

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