Your Drinker’s Philadelphia CB Six Pack: Gonzo v. Murph (The Confrontation), Hunter Pence Eats with Sheena Parveen, and More

Kyle Scott - February 21, 2012

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The DNL crew sprung for beach bar chairs this week

1) Worlds collide.

Lots of stuff on Daily News Live tonight. First and foremost, Twitter war heroes John Gonzalez and David Murphy made their first joint appearance on the show, which was broadcast live from Clearwater. 

In case you are unawares, Murph v. Gonzo was our all-time favorite Twitter war (Les Bowen punching Jeff McLane is actually in a class of its own– Swinging Scribes). You can read all about it here.

Awkward. I need an adult.

Got to again give Gonzo the slight edge, though: He broke the ice and busted out the brilliant mark that down on your iPad, Barkann line– an unintentional hybrid of suck it, Trabek and Van Wilder’s write that down, all while paying homage to Barkann's iconic Gen 1 iPad. +2.

2) Moving on (which I think we can all agree is what’s needed here). Lee participated in DNL’s Quick Six segment. One problem: Lee’s hamster operates at the speed of a turtle on Xanies, making quick six a mathetmatical impossibility. But he did give us this when asked how Cole Hamels won last year's hitting contest among starting pitchers:

"I don’t know, I only had the highest average, more home runs, more RBIs, more hits, a stolen base. I don’t know. I lost."

 

I agree. How, in the hell, does one hit two home runs, gallop the bases and piss excellence, then not win the award? Please.

3) CSN’s other big announcement (I’m telling you– DNL had substance today) was… Gregg Murphy being added as Phillies sideline reporter for all home and away games on CSN, Comcast Network, and MyPHL 17. via the press release:

PHILADELPHIA – (February 21, 2012) – Comcast SportsNet today announced that the network’s anchor/reporter Gregg Murphy has been added to the Phillies broadcast team as a field reporter for the 2012 season. Murphy will join Tom McCarthy, Gary Matthews and Chris Wheeler, beginning with Comcast SportsNet’s broadcast of the Saturday, March 3rd Spring Training game featuring the Phillies and Yankees.

 

I actually like this move. Yeah, we’re going to miss continued success and I generally prefer my sideline reporters to be females sporting endless stilts… but Murphy is good and will certainly give us more than Sarge.

And as some of you asked, no, this doesn't mean Sarge is leaving the team, just not doing the on-field stuff.

4) LETS MAKE FUN OF THE METS. Deadspin has a rather in depth post on how Madoff’s money ran the team: [Deadspin]

The Mets chose not to pay their premiums on insurance for injured players, instead putting that money into a Madoff account, and pay players directly from the returns.

And then there's the famous Bobby Bonilla contract. Instead of paying him the $5.9 million owed on the last year of his deal, the Mets bought Bonilla out—and agreed to pay him $1.2 million annually from 2011 to 2035. It's not the only deferred contract the Mets handed out, and now we know why: they were investing that long-term money with Madoff. Wilpon and Katz figured the Madoff money would cover the contracts and make them a tidy profit.

 

The Mets headline translator is worth checking out, too.

5) Five other roles Shane Victorino should pursue

6) Finally, tonight (Tuesday) at 11, Hunter Pence eats Sheena Parveen eats with Sheena Parveen. This is absolutely going to end in more CB posts, I promise.

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Just in case you were wondering (I was), Pence, who is rumored to be no more with Playmate Shannon Jamesfollows only one Philly media person. One. Sheena Parveen:

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Let’s. Go. Eat.
 

H/T to (@irollrocks)

15 Comments

  • Brian C. February 21, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    On Twitter, he wants the slogan for this coming season to be “Let’s Get Some!”
    Well played, Hunter.

    Reply
  • Frankie Fade from Morrell Barbershop February 21, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    I like her better then the cyber playboy chick he was porking

    Reply
  • Captain Jack February 21, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    I’d whack dat

    Reply
  • Frankie Fade from Morrell Barbershop February 21, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    Bryz

    Reply
  • Jason February 21, 2012 at 9:50 pm

    Attaboy Hunter.

    Reply
  • Tits plz February 21, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    Goodie, the gossip column!

    Reply
  • Iron Balls McGinty February 21, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Hunter should be more worried about the season then fucking these skanks

    Reply
  • Fuck you February 21, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    She can suck my cock any day

    Reply
  • Turd Ferguson February 22, 2012 at 1:26 am

    Pick a six pack format and stick with it. Also Murph sucks and Hunter’s probably banged half of center city by now.

    Reply
  • Jim February 22, 2012 at 5:34 am

    Man she looks kinda looks like Maureen Ponderosa in that screen grab. Minus the dead tooth

    Reply
  • Toneloc February 22, 2012 at 6:28 am

    this 6 pack format sucks

    Reply
  • Daniel February 22, 2012 at 11:07 am

    I’d fap.

    Reply
  • Kitty Kat February 23, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Perhaps if General Lee wouldn’t have blown off running to first to end the inning in that one game, he would have won the hitting contest. But, that’s okay. He’s Cliff Lee and can do anything he wants.

    Reply
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