Evan Turner Went to Visit His Hot Bartender Girlfriend After Last Night's Loss
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Email from reader Tuan:
So I went on a secret date with my sister [editor's note: que?] last night at a bar in Center City, and low and behold, Mr. Beaker walks in with a bunch of white folks. I hadn't checked out the Sixers game score, but this was around 11 PM, about an hour after game ended, so I figured they had won and ET had himself a nice game off the bench. I was gonna buy him a Fuzzy Navel shot, but realized they had lost and that he scored zero points, so I left the man alone. I then notice that him talking to the bartendress for a really long ass time. I thought, "OK playa, the Night Shift in action…" Then I remembered your Evan Turner pictorial yesterday, and was like "wait a minute.” Upon further inspection, realized this was the same "busty-kissy face-I don't know if she's white or black-but she hot" chick he's been with. Anyways, here's pics of me, ET, and my sis for our asian photo-op. Oh and his gf's name really must be @chelscbella or something – receipt for proof.
Tuan
I love you, readers. Bonus points for adding to the recent wave of Philly athletes posing with Asians– Evan Turner again, Shane Victorino here, Scott Hartnell here. Glad to see CB is strong with the young, bargoing Asian demo.
The bar was Sampan.
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