F$&#ing Yinzers: This Partially-Cloaked Penguins Fan Will Be Bringing The Following Signs To Tonight’s Game

Kyle Scott - April 11, 2012

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Her tanlines are configured in such a way that they actually spell out "Talbot was here"

Oh the Internet. Where else could you find puck bunny Penguins fans, whose boyfriends are “getting drafted,” preparing their Game 1 signs? Nowhere.

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Consider yourself judged.

Huge helmet punch to surrogate CB writer Fake Lavy, who found these signs on the Twitter account of Taylor (@Princesss_Sass), who has tweeted the above picture no less than five times since March 30 (I counted, because I have time for these things).

She also posted these signs, which she will presumably bring to tonight’s game… or use as the backdrop for a video destined to wind up on strippingvideos.tumblr.com. One or the other.

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Sylvie is Briere's ex-wife

Keep going…

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These signs, by the way, are totally unrealistic. Does she really expect people to believe that Hartnell rebounded from his marriage with Briere's chunky ex-wife? Child please.

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Because it's the Cup.

70 Comments

  • Troll April 11, 2012 at 9:55 am

    THIS…this Kyle, is what I call cutting edge journalism.

    Reply
  • iwj514 April 11, 2012 at 9:55 am

    What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Pittsburgh Penguins fan?
    The bucket.

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  • @DXFlyers April 11, 2012 at 10:01 am

    I bet you @PuckDucky would beat the shit out of her.

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  • Beez Nutz April 11, 2012 at 10:01 am

    further proof chicks are completely un-funny
    seriously, have you ever met a girl that was actually funny…
    Love,
    Beez Nutz

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  • Joan rivers April 11, 2012 at 10:03 am

    This whore needs to get slapped

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  • JK April 11, 2012 at 10:04 am

    OH OH OH!! Like the Mastercard commercials!! GOD!!! Why hasn’t anyone else thought of that!! UGHHHH SO CLEVER!!!!!

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  • Chris April 11, 2012 at 10:07 am

    our sign guy > their sign…guy

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  • Schtick Coma April 11, 2012 at 10:07 am

    I like a good insult, but that’s just angry. I do feel superior when people brag about how much money they spend on a dumb 2 hour game.

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  • Chris April 11, 2012 at 10:07 am

    their puck ducky looks like an actual duck

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  • nbc-nothing but crosby's dick in their asses and jizz on their faces. April 11, 2012 at 10:07 am

    the girl she cropped out of this is the typical fat ugly white trash hick pittsburgh fuck that, that city breeds.

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  • Crosby is hung April 11, 2012 at 10:14 am

    This is whore is fat and those tan lines make me horny. Pittsburgh girls are nasty

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  • Crosby is hung April 11, 2012 at 10:15 am

    Who would you rather bone: Adele or this nasty chick?….Yeah I’d probably go with Adele

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  • christie April 11, 2012 at 10:18 am

    oh great i said she was classless and now she’s just proving me right via twitter. haha what a sad life she must lead.

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  • Cindy Crysby April 11, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Christ what a pig, she’ll make an excellent target for domestic abuse some day.

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  • Womens Thoughts Dont Count April 11, 2012 at 10:23 am

    Women + Sports = many laughs and a joke

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  • Borat April 11, 2012 at 10:26 am

    Her vagina hangs like sleeve of wizard

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  • Calvin Candie April 11, 2012 at 10:27 am

    Her body is nice, but her face…woof

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  • Penguins fan who goes to Temple April 11, 2012 at 10:28 am

    she is so hot
    I just got pumped up for the series by listening to Phil Collins in the air tonight!! Love how all the pens hate. keep it up drama queens with no cup since 1975!!!!!
    Pens in 6

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  • Elmer April 11, 2012 at 10:30 am

    Jesus she is a butter face yuk, no hot chicks in Pittsburgh

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  • Penguins fan who goes to Temple April 11, 2012 at 10:32 am

    This chick’s brother shit on my chest and I loved it!

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  • StinkFinger April 11, 2012 at 10:34 am

    I had my finger in her butt and when I pulled it out there was poop under my nail. Typical Shittsburgh whore.

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  • nbc-nothing but crosby's dick in their asses and jizz on their faces. April 11, 2012 at 10:35 am

    dude your team almost moved to kansas city because youre just a bunch of bandwagon fucks.

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  • I fucking HATE Shittsburgh April 11, 2012 at 10:36 am

    Really? Wife jokes? That’s where they’re at?
    Fuck the Penguins.

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  • Penguins fan who goes to Temple April 11, 2012 at 10:40 am

    She’s cute, I’d lt her fuck me in the ass……she’s my daddy

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  • FACE April 11, 2012 at 10:42 am

    her signs are dumb and unoriginal…her tweets are classless and trashy…from the looks of that tan line, her ass is so pale that if you saw it in the sun, the reflection might blind you…she’s ugly as all hell…that tattoo is gross and her fake rack is poorly done…
    In Pittsburgh that’s what you call “a keeper”
    GET THE BROOMS OUT
    FACE

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  • Facts April 11, 2012 at 10:43 am

    a 5 in Philly is a 9 in Pittsburgh.

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  • what? April 11, 2012 at 10:44 am

    lol at least get the hartnell thing right.
    dumb puck bunny.

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  • LOL April 11, 2012 at 10:50 am

    This girl reminds me of all the fake Phillies fans that popped up after the World Series: plenty of opinions, but no knowledge of the game, no genuine passion for the team. It’s all a sad attempt to look cool.

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  • Triple Word Score April 11, 2012 at 10:55 am

    God, please let her wear that bear costume tonight. It’s a hell of an improvement for her!!

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  • Bob Stew April 11, 2012 at 11:07 am

    nice wt tat

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  • Chirp Chirp April 11, 2012 at 11:10 am

    if this exact girl was from philly, and going to pitt with these signs… all of you would want to fuck her even though you probably all do anyway.
    fake hate rules

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  • Chirp Chirp April 11, 2012 at 11:13 am

    I’m a douche canoe

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  • OneManWolfpack April 11, 2012 at 11:15 am

    Wife jokes would be great… assuming they were still married to those women… SO, good try there.
    That MasterCard commercial first came out in 1997… back when you were prolly 10… just STOP with them.
    Man I wish my team could’ve almost moved, played in a shit dump (the Igloo), was GIVEN to Mario Lemieux because they couldn’t afford to pay him the back salary they owed him, and SUCKED so bad that we had 2 1st overall picks and a 2nd overall…
    Just shup up… Flyers in 6

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  • Bill April 11, 2012 at 11:17 am

    She can hold up any sign she wants, everyone will only be looking at her tits. Good thing she is hot, she does not seem very bright………

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  • Penguins fan who goes to Temple April 11, 2012 at 11:19 am

    I licked that girl’s butthole right after she took a shit.

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  • Mike April 11, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Someone needs to ask the b*tch where she came up with the $2,100 for four glass seats. Something tells me it has something to do with taking her clothes off and grinding on scummy, smelly Pittsburgh blue collar types.

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  • flyers fan who shits on temple April 11, 2012 at 11:30 am

    that chick is fucking gross dude lets get real here she has a fucked up nose and a fucking overbite and and her forehead looks like a runway i will slap my cock on her head thats about it to pop all those pimps she has

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  • Simmonds is still better looking than the Yinzer April 11, 2012 at 11:32 am

    I really wish these inbreds moved to Kansas City.

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  • James April 11, 2012 at 11:40 am

    She’s not to bad. Nice rack, weak tan lines, good enough face. She is unfunny and unoriginal though which knocks her down a couple notches. Really the visa commercial sign? Talking about ex-wives and what not? Pretty lame. And you know if she bumped in to Hartnell or Briere after the game and they asked her to bend over and drop ’em she would without even thinking.

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  • MM April 11, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Nice Ryan Howard Nose Piggy piggy…

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  • Penguins fan who goes to Temple April 11, 2012 at 11:43 am

    I love Philly, but really just post on here to stir shit up. How can you not like Philly, they play balls out hockey every game.
    I also love Temple
    ….and I suck dog cock.

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  • Mark Madden April 11, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Penguins fan who goes to Temple is soooo cute<3

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  • Bill April 11, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Carter’s wife didn’t sleep with Hartnell, just someone from his golf tourney..lol so she got that wrong..talk about trashy, who goes after peoples families anyway..she doesn’t know shit about hockey read her tweets…her boyfriend is getting drafted? who gives a fuck!

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  • Chirp Chirp April 11, 2012 at 11:56 am

    yea, make sure the jokes are factual.. because crosby really has sex with malkin……

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  • Alex April 11, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    The above the pussy tat is a nice bullseye for all those autistic needle dicked folk from Pittsburgh that will be blindly attempting to impregnate this sloth.

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  • mac April 11, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Here’s what her apartment looks like – Ashtrays full of butts everywhere, dirty bathroom, bowls with dried remants of kraft macaroni and cheese on the coffee table, empty bud lite cans on the nightstand. A real catch.

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  • Chunk April 11, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, great comments, except you, you pens fan jack off from temple.

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  • B April 11, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    Did Talbot write his name on her in jizz? If so, that’s very funny, but took me a while to get.

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  • chris April 11, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    Flyers in 6
    no doubt she has HIV. shes a toilet compared to @PuckDucky

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  • Jim April 11, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    wait til you see the signs on Sunday? Jagr didn’t want to go back to Pittsburgh cause he did all those wives!! Talbot said Crosby’s Mom gives good head!! just to name a few!!!

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  • 3 Finger Lenny April 11, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    terrible 2001 wt tat but I would f her.
    where the F is Chirp at??????????????????????????????

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  • Flyered Up April 11, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    Anyone have the original picture of her??

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  • dammmm April 11, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    Amanda Marie~ ‏ @Amanda_Marie13
    @Princesss_Sass As a Philly fan, I can honestly say that most of us think Crossing Broad is a worthless piece of shit too. He sucks hard.

    Reply
  • ugh April 11, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    Don’t have time to read all the comments.. so forgive me if this has already been said.
    But something tells me Danny and Scott are both over their divorces by now….

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  • Chirp April 11, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    enjoying the comments 3 finger…
    Love to see this chick come to Philly with those signs…talks a big game. Probably didnt know the pens existed pre Crosby era.
    Probably has to use google just figure out who plays on the team.
    Tell you what though…hate to be her if her whining little Pens dont make it out of the first round…
    Knock Knock

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  • B April 11, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    I would hit it!

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  • Jess April 11, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    Oh and Bill.. of course Carter’s wife didn’t sleep with Hartnell. He doesn’t have a wife, unless you mean Richards?

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  • Tom April 11, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Women and sports don’t mix. Side note, I wouldn’t mind tongue punching her fart box.

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  • gopensgo April 12, 2012 at 12:49 am

    yikes, i promise every pens fan is not like this. those signs about the wives and what not are awful and NOT classy at all. this chicks an embarrassment to pens fans. especially FEMALE pens fans.

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  • Chris April 12, 2012 at 12:50 am

    sucks

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  • iron city beer is made of piss April 12, 2012 at 3:22 am

    bitch is busted without sunglasses, further proof shitsburgh ugliest/worst city anywhere ever

    Reply
  • lady looks like a dude April 12, 2012 at 6:25 am

    SHE A CLASSLESS PIG…PLAIN AND SIMPLE!Anyone that puts a picture of her pussy on twitter and looks like that should just be shot between the eyes and put out of our misery!! OH and I guess she showed us last night!!! L-O-S-E-R!!

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  • www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003557888613 April 12, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    Ten bucks says next game she shows up with a D and a fence.

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  • jeff April 12, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    This chick is a fucking whore

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  • What a skank. April 12, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    DId you hear she slept with Talbot???

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  • :) April 13, 2012 at 7:03 am

    A 3 acting like a 9.

    Reply
  • assholes April 14, 2012 at 4:53 am

    her boobs aren’t fake. she actually works for the money to get those tickets.. that is all

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    • right April 6, 2014 at 11:28 am

      If by work you mean solicit herself on twitter, then yes, she works for those tickets

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