The Flyers Lose Their Ribs, And, By Extension, Jam

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After Sunday’s ruckus in Pittsburgh, Peter Laviolette told reporters that the secret to the Flyers' recent success in the shit city (5-0 since the start of last season) was Dee Jay’s Ribs, the West Virginia rib joint whose owner, Dewey Guida, delivered treats to the team plane following each of those victories.

Looks like that won’t be the case anymore. Guida, an unfortunate Penguins fan, caught wind of Lavs’ comments and the ensuing blowback from Penguins fans – his core customers – and says he will no longer be serving the Flyers.

Some quotes from Guida via the Herald Star by way of Frank Seravalli:

"It started out so innocent. Peter Laviolette and I have been friends for years. It goes back to when he was actually coaching the Nailers in Wheeling. We became friends, and we've kept the relationship up over the years, as I have with other coaches, like Scotty Bowman and Eddie Johnston." 

"So many Penguins are my friends, I've had so many Stanley cups at my place," Guida said. "So for sure, let everyone know – I am a Penguin fan, not a Flyer fan. What happened was sometime last year, Peter wanted to treat his guys to some ribs, so I said sure. They were playing the Penguins and I brought the ribs up to the plane. Since the Pens moved to the Consol Center they haven't beaten the Flyers and on each occasion, I took ribs up to their plane.

"The last time, actually, was Sunday. He called me Saturday and said they wanted ribs, but to bring more 'cause his guys all want to eat them now. So, my wife and I drove up to the airport, dropped them off and left. After the game, little did I know he would go into the press conference and say the reason they won was our ribs."

"No more ribs for them," Guida said.

 

Only a West Virginia restauranteur would be dumb enough to refuse service to a few dozen starving athletes who blow into town 5-10 times per year. In fact, it kind of sounds like a baseball executive who would deny service to thousands of Pennsylvanians trying to buy tickets to his park…

H/T to reader Nick

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58 Responses

  1. Look, as dumb as this sounds…if the situation was reversed and we found out that Jim was delivering the Penguins cheesesteaks on their plane or Pete was bringing them crab legs and fries people here would flip their shit.

  2. I can tell the Chief enjoys his ribs. He looked all bloated on the bench Sunday when he was acting like a p*ssy

  3. This is in West Virginia though, you can’t compare this to if Tony Luke sold the Penguins cheesesteaks IN PHILLY, this is literally ridiculous

  4. Hes only doing it so he wont lose his real business… u know damn well he will still send the flyers ribs under the table.

  5. So in a struggling economy, you’re going to turn down hundreds of dollars of business because Pens fans are salty about losing to the Flyers? What a joke.

  6. As a Temple student, I speak for the entire university when I say we are all ashamed and embarrassed by the douche Pens fan. Do not associate him with our school, please!

  7. Kenny P,
    No, in a struggling economy, you’re going to turn down a couple hundred dollars of business because you’ll lose THOUSANDS if you publicly continue to supply the rival team with their “good luck charm.”
    It’s actually a very smart business move, though I would suspect he’d keep sending them for his friend.
    Sometimes, in business, you have to “sacrifice” a little to begin with to make more in the end. That’s what this guy is doing.
    WHY DO I SOUND LIKE A GROWN UP?!

  8. I’m a penguins fan who stayed in the area after college & I’m embarrassed by that dope penguins fan who goes to temple. Nice name douche bag.

  9. Guess he now won’t serve anybody wearing a Flyers jersey…he should be thankful that Lavy has brought him all of the attention he is getting…I think I’ll pass on the ribs…Philly cheesesteaks are better anyway!

  10. JT your an idiot if you think people really wouldn’t go back there b/c they sell their product to an opposing team. Are people going to stop going to restaurants now b/c they served an away team. Your clueless. Go back to not being on this site.

  11. Rob House…Youre a smelly infected cunt that sticks ribs in your asshole. Go chew on diarRHEA HUGHES’ coarse, mangy, jagged tits while jerking your 2 inch boner off to pictures of John Stamos.

  12. Hey temple pens fan…you’re the lowest of low. Youre penis is so welted and infected that it even makes Sidney “rocketcunt” crosby cringe. And he loves his dick. Here’s an idea..go chop off Evgeni Malkins scrotum and fry it in a frothy mixture of crosby’s pubes, tears and diarrhea. Use part of it as lube for when you have sex with Gary Buttman and eat the rest of it. After that, masturbate to a picture of Sidney Crosby with some razor blades wrapped in steel wool. You’re such a disgrace that even Mike Milbury stopped beating the shit out of pee-wee hockey players and decided to verbally spray putrid diarrhea and filth all over Cindy, your empty ghost town of dead city and it’s pathetic excuse for inhabitants. Hey. I hope you and Mario actually go jump into a fucking sewer like the video game, but then again, you’d just end up back home in Pittsburgh you fuck. Go fuck yourself and God Bless America.

  13. “Flyers lose their ribs and jam”????
    I don’t get it…. Why did they put jam on their ribs?

  14. The funny thing is that they employ guys like me in Pittsburgh. Just look at Mark Madden, you cum rag. Go chomp on some dingleberries.

  15. Thomas Merchant you dumb fuck stick… they eat the jam separate on a piece of toasted bread. Not on the ribs dumb ass.

  16. We’re going….to win you mean? And how are we pussies if your stupid fucking penis tip fans saggy tits were swinging around while they were throwing bitch fits about it? You fucking idiotic puke fuck.

  17. @Pen Temple fan – dude are you too afraid to take up Angelo on his offer? A real man would say yes to it..and give it a shot…but you aren’t a real man..and neither is anyone on your team…we’ll just smash Sid and use his soft, fall off the bone ribs instead…

  18. Just popped an ambien so my eyes are blurry ..gh. Pegs will br kicky sat & chub
    Up . Beaut g ass sat. I need a, new boobs. Pic from Paul. F(5-2 pens sat I can’t see shit hkv.luc l. Njkb. Sat its on penguin pussiee

  19. Hey Captain Jack Off,
    Where do you see anything about toasted bread? Look at the picture above. There’s clearly grape jelly on them ribs. It’s really disgusting.

  20. Potin get off my message board. Ang stop many fun of a Philly radio legend . Not cool, stick to the pens

  21. Looks like the dump my roommate took on my chest, then I licked his asshole

  22. @Jay Grace. Douche, are you serious? Go say that to Wayne
    Simmonds you low life redneck fuckin pussy

  23. ^^ good catch Jimmy. That Real Penguins fan who goes to Temple stole the spotlight away from that ignorant comment

  24. Im sorry for Pete… loose lips sink ships he should have known better! I bet he will be there thursday between games. Dewey wont pass on a buck !

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