A Heinz Ketchup bottle dumping into a shithole in the outfield at PNC Park as an allegory for Pittsburgh makes Plato's Cave look like the nonsensical scribblings of a mad man
A sewer pipe under PNC Park clogged today and crews had to dig up the outfield to get in there and clean the shit out (quite literally).
WPXI reports the clog was fixed at around 2 p.m.
Team officials said the field will be repaired by the time the Pirates return home on Monday. They also noted that the outfield in Pittsburgh has been covered by shit for nearly two decades now, so the incident shouldn’t have any effect on the game.
via Deadspin
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Bane did this trying to get Batman.
That park is so much nicer than your ugly piece of shit park will ever be. Go ahead and hate on Pittsburgh, but they set the standard in your state for baseball venues.
I still think we should call it “armpittsburgh”.
So after a HUGE night in philly sports this is what we get as a post? FUCK THIS SITE. Dont call yourself phillys best sports blog. ITS NOT.
Calm down dude you said this at two in the morning, why dont you actually wait until the night is over. Im pretty sure this wont be the only story about last night
Jeff- take a deep breath & relax buddy. Everything will be alright.
My suggestion to you is to re-watch the sixers game & blast will smiths, getting jiggy with it. It will work,believe me buddy.
That park is so much nicer than your ugly piece of shit park will ever be. Go ahead and hate on Pittsburgh, but they set the standard in your state for baseball venues.
Posted by: You are all idiots | May 18, 2012 at 11:50 PM
LOL.
“Locals were pleased by the improvement the break caused to the city’s odor”
In all seriousness, McCutchen is better than anything we are putting out there anymore.
Unfortunately, FOX – the same network that aired an hour’s worth of Brits receiving the Champions League trophy yesterday – pissed down its leg and didn’t show us any of Pat Burrell’s retirement ceremony.
They must shift this pipe to another place or fix it totally to ensure that this will not happen again.
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