Your Afternoon Carts: I Went to an Epic Eyes Wide Shut Party in Vegas While Richie May or May Not Have Grab-Assed Stacie Hall from “The Hills” Edition!

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Here we the find the Carts in the most dichotomous of situations– at Hyde Bellagio in Las Vegas, sipping champagne (expected) and hoisting the Stanley Cup (completely and utterly unexpected). 

Meanwhile, his scavenging buddy, Mike Richards, may or may not have grab-assed this buxom, valley-titted clubgoer as he shuffled through a crowd loosely resembling the partiers in Eyes Wide Shut (presumably sans pubic hair).

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UPDATE: That's not just any clubgoer– per a reader in the comments, that's Stacie Hall from The Hills that Richie is grab-assing.

Photos of Carts, Richie and Simon, which come courtesy of the Hyde Bellagio’s Facebook page (via Puck Daddy and Vegas News), are best viewed while listening to Rihanna’s We Found Love.

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Jeff has come a long way from La Costa:

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Video, with painfully hurtful Rocky music mocking us:

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23 Comments

  • @DXFlyers June 19, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Painful…

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  • yup June 19, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    That girl in the pink with the saggy boobs that Richie is fondling is Stacie Hall from that douchey MTV show The Hills

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  • Kyle Scott June 19, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    yep– 100% sure on that?

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  • Chance from the GnA Falcons June 19, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Congrats to 2 class acts Carts & Richie on winning the cup. They party hard and play harder!!!
    It was a disgrace that Edddie Boy Snider & Homer casted them away to LA for playing with the grit and determination that the mid 70’s flyers played with! (on & off the ice)
    I kind of feel like philly won it in a way also.
    BTW: Congrats also to Gagne, Hexy & Stevens on finally reaching the pinnacle of their career getting that Lord Stanley Cup.

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  • Steve June 19, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    ^Dumbass, Homer didn’t send Carter to LA, CBJ did after he hissy fitted out of there.

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  • yup June 19, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    100% …check her twitter @staciehall

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  • Barry Weiss June 19, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    I found a Philadelphia Flyers Eastern Conference Championship ring in a storage unit Mike Richards failed to pay for. I’m going to sell it on eBay.

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  • Dave June 19, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP

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  • Kyle Scott June 19, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    I wish Richie was grabbing my ass.

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  • Jarrod and Brandi June 19, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    We can sell that ring in our store, we’ll take it for a million dollars!

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  • Tom Evans- The Animal June 19, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    carts, that hills chick & richie look c0ked up! lol

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  • THIS IS PHILADELPHIA, NOT L.A. YOU RUBBER CUNT June 19, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Who. Gives. A. Flying. Fuck? NO ONE!
    NEWS FLASH! THIS JUST IN: BUFF JOCKS THAT PLAY PROFESSIONAL SPORTS FUCK AND DRINK A LOT! WORLD GOES ON!

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  • N Moe from TBC June 19, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    hahaha I called it last summer, that Richie would be hooking up with a Hills or some type of reality star in LA.

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  • N Moe from TBC June 19, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    @-THIS IS PHILADELPHIA, NOT L.A. YOU RUBBER- beat it punk mutha f’er, I love this stuff.
    Keep up good work K-man

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  • NickFromGermantown June 19, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    I was pulling for LAK to win the Cup, although it makes me sad to see that LA gets the celebrate without not necessarily being able to truly appreciate what it means to win the Cup.

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  • Carter's cup cum stain June 19, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Whats’ up moe

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  • FLYER FAN June 19, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    @philadelphia dont go on the site…..
    @athe blog dont read it also you tool
    I enjoy reading this stuff and the site stop hating great site You’re obviously friends with tool bag Carter.

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  • matt June 19, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    mad saggy tits on that slut

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  • Carter's Puddle of Jizz June 19, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Flyer fan and N moe….I love this kinda stuff on this site too…When it deals with PHILADELPHIA players…ya know…that play in Philadelphia. These two left town a year ago..one or two posts lamenting on their cup win is ok…Not 78 posts showing a former flyer that people generally dislike, galavanting around with the cup in a bogus hockey town. We get it…Jeff Carter has half as many cups as our entire organization…awesome. We’re sick of it already!

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  • Turtle from wip June 19, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    Richie is wearing a sf hat because he is a homosexual

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  • Shane boxer June 19, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    Those titties are saggin

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  • Jenny June 19, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    She’s a well known coke head in LA

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  • Dick Masterson June 19, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    Wow, such a sad pair of saggy tits for such a young girl. Guess she’s let a few too many asshats nurse on those puppies. Serves the slut right!

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