Your Afternoon Carts: I Went to an Epic Eyes Wide Shut Party in Vegas While Richie May or May Not Have Grab-Assed Stacie Hall from “The Hills” Edition!

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Here we the find the Carts in the most dichotomous of situations– at Hyde Bellagio in Las Vegas, sipping champagne (expected) and hoisting the Stanley Cup (completely and utterly unexpected). 

Meanwhile, his scavenging buddy, Mike Richards, may or may not have grab-assed this buxom, valley-titted clubgoer as he shuffled through a crowd loosely resembling the partiers in Eyes Wide Shut (presumably sans pubic hair).

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UPDATE: That's not just any clubgoer– per a reader in the comments, that's Stacie Hall from The Hills that Richie is grab-assing.

Photos of Carts, Richie and Simon, which come courtesy of the Hyde Bellagio’s Facebook page (via Puck Daddy and Vegas News), are best viewed while listening to Rihanna’s We Found Love.

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Jeff has come a long way from La Costa:

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Video, with painfully hurtful Rocky music mocking us:

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23 Responses

  1. That girl in the pink with the saggy boobs that Richie is fondling is Stacie Hall from that douchey MTV show The Hills

  2. Congrats to 2 class acts Carts & Richie on winning the cup. They party hard and play harder!!!
    It was a disgrace that Edddie Boy Snider & Homer casted them away to LA for playing with the grit and determination that the mid 70’s flyers played with! (on & off the ice)
    I kind of feel like philly won it in a way also.
    BTW: Congrats also to Gagne, Hexy & Stevens on finally reaching the pinnacle of their career getting that Lord Stanley Cup.

  3. I found a Philadelphia Flyers Eastern Conference Championship ring in a storage unit Mike Richards failed to pay for. I’m going to sell it on eBay.

  4. Who. Gives. A. Flying. Fuck? NO ONE!
    NEWS FLASH! THIS JUST IN: BUFF JOCKS THAT PLAY PROFESSIONAL SPORTS FUCK AND DRINK A LOT! WORLD GOES ON!

  5. hahaha I called it last summer, that Richie would be hooking up with a Hills or some type of reality star in LA.

  6. @-THIS IS PHILADELPHIA, NOT L.A. YOU RUBBER- beat it punk mutha f’er, I love this stuff.
    Keep up good work K-man

  7. @philadelphia dont go on the site…..
    @athe blog dont read it also you tool
    I enjoy reading this stuff and the site stop hating great site You’re obviously friends with tool bag Carter.

  8. Flyer fan and N moe….I love this kinda stuff on this site too…When it deals with PHILADELPHIA players…ya know…that play in Philadelphia. These two left town a year ago..one or two posts lamenting on their cup win is ok…Not 78 posts showing a former flyer that people generally dislike, galavanting around with the cup in a bogus hockey town. We get it…Jeff Carter has half as many cups as our entire organization…awesome. We’re sick of it already!

  9. Wow, such a sad pair of saggy tits for such a young girl. Guess she’s let a few too many asshats nurse on those puppies. Serves the slut right!

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