Asante Samuel Can’t Wait to “Touch All That Thickness”

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That thickness?! Asante's fiancée via Talking With Tami

Asanta Samuel is kind of an ass, and he often uses his Twitter as a medium to convey his, um, assiness.

Anyway, things got meta today when Pick Six tweeted about what, seemingly, is an ass. A meaty one at that. Presumably, dat ass.

Here’s the Tweet, which remains live at this moment:

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Yum.

After getting some responses, Asante laughed it off… but still hasn't removed the Tweet.

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Screen Shot 2012-08-02 at 1.46.39 PM

To funny.

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38 Comments

  • Brossing Croad August 2, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Why the FUCK is this newsworthy. Fuck you.

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  • Penny Gardens August 2, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    I’m sure he will cheat on her Victorino style

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  • dr. phunkenstein August 2, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    your type is too funny

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  • dr. phunkenstein August 2, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    scratch that – my typo was even funnier

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  • 4 Finger Joey August 2, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    I’d fuck Teri in her rear end

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  • No Legged Chase Race August 2, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Lol, Teri’s popular on the Eagles Message Board.

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  • fitch August 2, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    i hear Teri has a huge dong, i mean HUUUGGE

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  • dong inspector August 2, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    Teri has a huge dong

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  • Teri August 2, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA I hate you guys but you already know that.

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  • swifty August 2, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    I want to give Teri a rusty trombone.

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  • dong inspector August 2, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Kyle has a tiny dong

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  • Teri August 2, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    SWIFTY!!!! HAHAHAHA

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  • 1,2,red,4,purple August 2, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    Teri beat me up and stole my peanut butter sandwich in Kindergarden. 🙁

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  • Ron Noel August 2, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    Teri would f anybody!!

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  • dong inspector August 2, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    fitch has the rebel flag tattooed on his dong

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  • bobeph August 2, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    I love Crocs, especally teris

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  • Philanova August 2, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    I love crocs in my face!

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  • Teri August 2, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    Well ok Ron Noel.

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  • Frank August 2, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    In high school, Terri was nicknamed “Kickstand”

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  • Teri August 2, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    I eat dong.

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  • Teri August 2, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    Hey wait a minute, I didn’t post that. LMAO

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  • Frank August 2, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    You typed it in the next room with your massive dong

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  • that guy August 2, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    #datass

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  • Finkel is Einhorn August 2, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    I’d tongue that poop shoot

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  • Hoagie August 2, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    yup

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  • Asante August 2, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    Teri is also delicious with thickness. Mmmm, dat ass.

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  • Teri August 2, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    Any guys into trannys?

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  • 3 Finger Lenny August 2, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    I’d eat Terri’s fine pussy & maybe asshole If the mood was right

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  • Kyle Scott August 2, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    I, too, would like to tongue punch Teri’s starfish.

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  • Todd Herramans August 2, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    Mmmmmm I love me some black chicks

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  • Kyle Scott August 3, 2012 at 12:36 am

    Heres where I’ll point out that my comments show up in grey.

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  • MM August 3, 2012 at 8:25 am

    I can’t believe Todd Herramans would say that

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  • Teri August 3, 2012 at 10:18 am

    HAHAHAHA You guys are such assholes. No really, you guys are assholes.

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  • Indeed August 3, 2012 at 10:25 am

    Teri’s dong is so big it is always Crossing Broad.

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  • Elizabeth Youells August 3, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Damn Teri, your fans follow you everywhere! lol

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  • Teri August 3, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    I’ve changed my Twitter handle to huge_dong22″

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  • Teri August 3, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    HAHAHAHA

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  • Indeed August 3, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    Teri’s protein shake brings all the boys to the yard.

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