Papa Jerry is distraught over what happened at Penn State, the worst lawyer in the world Joe Amendola told CentreDaily.com:
“He’s extremely distraught about what’s happened at Penn State,” Sandusky's attorney Joe Amendola said today in an interview with the Centre Daily Times at the Centre County Courthouse. “He never, never dreamed that anything he was accused of doing would have this type of impact on Penn State — not only athletics, but the university as a whole.”
Distraught over what happened at Penn State, you say? That’s like Bane being distraught over Gotham’s bridge system. Like Sherman being distraught over burnt infrastructure in Atlanta. Like Paul Holmgren being distraught over the strewn beer bottles and bankrupt dive bars in Sea Isle. Like that slut smut columnist being distraught over damage done to Will McAvoy’s reputation. Your bed. You made it. Now sleep in it, you Great Pretender, you.
Anyway, Sandusky still maintains his innocence. Yeah, he sure does. In fact, he’s writing a letter (memoir?) that is sure to creep us all out: [CentreDaily.com]
Amendola said he disagrees with the Freeh report's conclusions that four university leaders concealed abuse allegations against Sandusky in an effort to avoid bad publicity.
Sandusky is spending his time behind bars writing his account of the incidents that eight young men testified about at trial in June. This document can be included in a typical pre-sentence investigative report compiled by the county’s Probation and Parole Office.
Amendola expects Sandusky to make some sort of statement at his sentencing, whether it’s reading the account or presenting it.
No, really, Jer– we’re good. Don’t need any more details. Don’t need any more creepy prose about how you loved those boys and wanted to kiss and smooch and hug and life is like a box of chocolates and shower and dance and touch and ENOUGH!. Don’t want to hear it. Crawl back in your hole, where a punishment far more severe awaits you.
[Batman puns all week]