Juan Pierre Attributes Speed to Usain Bolt, Does Post-Game Interview in Wife Beater

Kyle Scott - August 13, 2012

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Juan Pierre is so fucking throwback.

Everything about him is old-school: his baggy uniform, the hat-under-helmet thing, and his slap-the-ball-the-other way style of hitting. So, yesterday, when he legged out a Cool Papa Bell single to give the Phillies their third win of the season, it wasn't a surprise that he did his post-game interview in a wife beater:

Is it just me or does Pierre look a lot of J.B. Smooth’s Leon from Curb Your Enthusiasm? When Pierre jokingly gave credit to Usain Bolt for his 90-foot, game-winning sprint, saying that he was inspired by the Jamaican sprinter's final leg of the 4 x 100 relay, all I heard was: That fucker fast, Larry. I see that motherfucker and I just wanna haul ass down that motherfuckin' line. You can’t do that shit half-speed. Fuck Furcal. Usain Bolted that motherfucker, Larry.

Of course, you only hear that once you're able to block out the Dom Brown dong watch going on in the background.


  • 3 Finger Lenny August 13, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Leon is the best character ever.

  • MM August 13, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    leon brings the ruckus to the ladies larry.

  • Larry David August 13, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    kyle should have a piece on how intoxicated every phillie alum was this past weekend. They were putting them down sat night

  • Observer August 13, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Hate to disagree, but that ain’t a “wife beater.” That’s a Polish T-shirt, or maybe an A-shirt. A Wife Beater is a sleeveless T, you know, one that looks like the sleeves were cut off at the shoulders, also sometimes called a Muscle Shirt. A favorite of the Trailer Park southern types who were inclined to get likkered up and come home and take it out on the Old Lady.
    Such as:

  • nightscape94 August 13, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    Get in that ass, Larry.

  • Huff & Dobeck August 13, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    GTFO theat is a wife beater. Haven’t you ever seen COPS?

  • Chance- The Vice President in Command of the GnA Falcons August 13, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    Juan loves the white bitches

  • JoeyB August 13, 2012 at 5:06 pm

    That is most definitly a wife beater

  • Leon Black August 13, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    Where my watermelon Larry

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