I’m kind of hesitant to post this because the last time (I think?) I wrote about Danny Briere’s love life – when Danny was allegedly texting pictures of his Briere to Gina Lynn, according to her ex-husband, Travis Knight, who later told me he was lying – I immediately received a phone call from a Flyers spokesman saying that Briere denied ever doing such a thing. But now, the league is locked out and Briere’s in Germany, so if he wants to deny this one he’s going to have to call me himself.
Reader Sean unearthed this one. He sent me what has to be one of the weirdest emails I’ve ever received, and that puts him in truly rarified air:
I figured I would pass this on, do with it what you will. I'm sure nobody else came across this, the only reason I found it is because I skateboard. To be fair the dude who it happened to isn't a pro yet, but it is his job and he does make money. I guess the best way to describe him is a farmhand, making his way to the show (skateboarding has different definitions of what makes you "pro") . Anyway both guys are from our area, the other guy is one of the best skateboarders in the world.
Anyway, maybe you could save it for a rainy day with no hockey.
Yeah, let’s save it for… now!
In the video after the jump, filmed in May, you can see skateboarders Chris Cole and Kyle Frederick discussing a bunch of complete nonsense, including but not limited to the size of their penises, bobcats… and the time Danny Briere was texting (and perhaps fucking) Frederick’s girlfriend.
Frederick: [left the “likes” in there, for effect]
No, like I was actually dating her. We dated for a couple months. We ended up going out to dinner and she’s like texting, like, a dude. I was kinda weirded out by that, I guess, and she’s like, “Oh yeah, my friend Danny.” I’m like, “Oh OK, that’s cool, I guess.” Like, I have friends.
I guess I was hanging out with a bunch of friends and, like, mentioned her name, and someone was like, “Hey, is that that chick who banged the whole Flyers team?” And I’m like, “What do you mean?” He goes, “Apparently that’s the word on the street.” I was like, like, kinda thrown off. Then I’m, like, thinking, and, like, we hung out again. That Danny turned out to be, like, Danny Briere. And I’m like, “Holy shit, this is true! This is happening.” She’s like, “Oh yeah, like, we met, like, out somewhere, like, in Philly.” I was like, “Holy shit! This is real! This is real!”
Nice job by Briere, who is divorced. Can't imagine why. Video after the jump.
Went to highschool with Kyle. Weird seeing him while scrolling on CB. Curious who’s the girl.
Good for Danny B after his whale of an ex-wife.
Could that dude use the word, “like” anymore?
Who cares which broad Briere is hooking up with. After you break up with a girl you dated for a while you just want to go out and bag as many girls as you can. Dude is single with a massive paycheck and travels a lot. He can text any chick he wants as long as he shows up for playoff games and the occasional regular season game.
Good for Danny Boy for blowing off some steam for being married to that beached whale & dealing with a son who looks like Scott Pa for all those years.
Somebody owes me 9 minutes and 11 seconds.
You can write a millin of these stories referencing Shane victorino cheating on his wife too
That dude Sean who emailed has a tiny peeny
Danny B is a sexual predator
A chick i know who works at PJ’s has screen shot texts saved off Shane Victorino constantly texting her & asking for naked pics. Scumbag
No pics of the chick!????wtf
BTW if Danny ever lays a hand on my girl, I will end his career with the worst baseball bat beating ever
Who cares hockey sucks. I hope that sport never comes back. What w bad product with Greedy players
Don can I bang your slut-piece I usually pick up Danny and G’s trash
His ex wife was gross, who can blame him.. now he is stuck w/ over weight kids from her…. probably the first puss he got
He has a girl who is stationed in afganistan as an army doc. He has even done a veterans day psa on wip.
So…essentially you posted a story based entirely off what a guy told you. So…is this Crossingbroad TMZ now?
You also understand that you are responsible for the things you post – and since all you really have to go on here is the word of a guy that hasn’t quite mastered the english language past “like” – you are making yourself look like a gossip sheet, not a sports blog.
@Gray- stay off this site p*ssy
You Son are a complete fucktard. Of course Briere is banging Philly area sluts every time they give him a wink. You’ve confirmed to me you were definitively switched at birth while the carnival was in town.It’s so sad to think that somewhere my actual son with a completely formed cerebral cortex is working some ripoff of a carnival ride drinking himself into oblivion wondering how his mother has a thicker beard than he does….. Bring me my fucking Vodka now!!!
Danny would stick his D into anybody
@ Kevin, fuck off kid.
& good for Danny.
Good for Danny putting his D and any V he can find….shit single and rich bitch, who wouldnt?!
@3 Finger Lenny – what are you, 5?
Gray- Beat It. Stay off this site
Gray – Let’s go to the movies and play pocket pool/grabsies!
Just so you know this story is completely false. Danny is in a committed relationship and is not the cheating type. His relationship is solid and is time is a forever type of deal. If people put as much interest into their own relationships as they are doing this story, they might actually have one with a living person.
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