Photo: Howard Stern Show
Our unofficial weatherman for your certain death, John Bolaris, is serving as Howard Stern’s official correspondent for Frankenstorm. So, where better than Stern’s show for Bolaris to get engaged… unplanned… live… during a hurricane.
Only J-Bo.
I wasn’t listening this morning, but Philly.com’s Dan Gross was and he provides some details: [Philly.com]
After questioning Smitheman about her relationship with Bolaris, including how long it took her to sleep with him after they met (Her reply: "Three hours"), Stern asked if Bolaris wanted to marry Smitheman.
When the former Fox 29 and NBC10 meteorologist said yes, Stern suggested he propose on-air. He did so, and Smitheman immediately said yes.
There was no ring as Bolaris clearly was not planning to propose, however he did tell Smitheman how much he loved her and that he planned to propose sooner than later anyway.
Romantic, John.
I’m not sure what’s a more J-Bo move– proposing to his girlfriend on the Howard Stern Show during a hurricane… or it only taking him three hours to shlup his future wife. I’ll go with the proposal thing, if only because three hours seems like a relatively long time for sex machine Bolaris, especially if alcohol was involved in the courting process.
Bolaris never responded to my repeated requests (spamming) for him to serve as our Frankenstorm correspondant, though he did thank me for featuring his forecasts and said to "feel free" to continue using his Tweets. I don't think he was being sarcastic. And his first post-engagement update today? All bizzinass:
Programming note: we have amended the rules of our Frankenstorm Drinking Game to include “John Bolaris gets engaged on Howard Stern Show– do shot.”
12 Responses
If only his girlfriend had been TOPLESS! YEAHHHHHHH! T-O-P-L-E-S-S!
Stern was not thrilled about how often Bolaris was texting his wife.
You have a sick obsession with John Boleris. What gives? Sports blog that talks about a weatherman more than the fucking team that is heading down the drain. We are on the verge of firing our 14 year head coach and benching our 100million dollar quarterback and the best thing that you can come up with on a Monday Morning is that John Bolaris got engaged on the Howard Stern Show??? Yes, I am aware of the weather but God damn hide your Bolaris boner just a little bit. You were complaining yesterday that this storm would over shadow the trouble of the eagles, yet you are the one overshadowing everything with your wanna be weather coverage and sweet ‘drinking’ game. Get real bro, this blog is going down faster than the beaches of jersey. Get back to talking about PHILLY sports..i’ll watch the news for my weather coverage.
J-Bo is the weatherman we deserve.
Miss that nut on tv
Sports news plz thx
Can’t somebody just go pee on Bolaris’s leg and tell him it’s raining?
Boloris will have many mistresses after he gets married
I have Boloris in my death pool, just ahead of Danny’s fat kid
Sweet post dude.
Hey, that’s where I work!!!
Missed Johnny B at work but chilled with him at Ronnie Mund’s Block Party at the Blockley near Drinkers West. Such a fun and great guy.
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