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Once again, the Phillies celebrated on the field after beating the Nats as an NL East championship was decided.

Oh.

Shit.

What I present to you here, on this morning of October the two, is a angry punch in the dick. That’s all, really. Nothing more, nothing less.

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You can hop over to the Washington TimesNats Enquirer and DC Sports Bog for some painful coverage, or watch the video after the jump of 35,387 Nats fans and 6,000 empty seats trying to figure out how to celebrate actually winning something.