Dom Brown Has Perhaps the Greatest Tattoo Ever

At some point over the past few years, perhaps on more than one occasion, I’ve probably written a hokey line about Dom Brown or Ryan Howard (“Big Brown,” as his friends call him) using the UPS slogan, What Can Brown Do For You?

Never did I think that one of those guys might actually have it tattooed on their right shoulder. But behold, Dom Brown’s tattoo, in this picture instantly grammed by Phillies beat writer Ryan Lawrence: 

Speechless…. though, if I had to answer that rhetorical question, it would be: Shorten your swing, don’t chase bad balls, and play consistent defense. Oh, and more Facebook soliciting.