Vance Worley Met His Fiancée Through Hunter Pence’s Twitter, All Thanks to John Mayberry’s Mermaid Fetish

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See what happens when ego and inflated self-worth are removed from a story? David Murphy of the Daily News can actually crank out a good piece.

Murph spoke with Minnesota Twin Vance Worley this week about a myriad topics relating to his being traded by the Phillies. There's lots of good stuff from Worley, but perhaps most notable bit is the story about how he met his girlfriend, Maricel Vivas.

Worley and Vivas first met at an autograph signing, where Vivas, who had always jokingly (or not…) referred to Worley as her “boyfriend,” sort of stalked out the Phillies pitcher and had her picture taken with him. 

I’m sure Murphy would love to tell you the rest of this tale: []

Later, via Twitter, she sent the pitcher a link to the picture. Around that same time, Hunter Pence went on Twitter asking if any of his followers wanted a date with fellow Phillies outfielder John Mayberry Jr., who had recently been featured in a New York Post gossip item that said Mayberry was trying to get a date with a model/actress who appeared in the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies.

Vivas responded to Pence.

"She said, 'I want a date with Vance Worley,' " the righthander said with a rueful smile.


In things that aren’t shocking: ATHLETES DO TROLL SOCIAL MEDIA FOR POON! Here's the Tweet from Pence that led to the romance:

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Worley wound up having his first date with Vivas the night the Phillies clinched the division in 2011. Fast forward just over a year and, ironically, Worley was headed to pick up the engagement ring on the day that he was traded to the Twins. 

More from Worley, who had a very rough year in 2012. Meanwhile, poor Mayberry is still holding his pelvic fin in his hand.


26 Responses

  1. You really have the balls to bash Murphy and two days later use his work? Not to mention youre bashing him for his pompousness and self worth while you condescendingly approve of his latest piece? You’re a fuckin moron man.

  2. “See what happens when ego and inflated self-worth are removed from a story? David Murphy of the Daily News can actually crank out a good piece.”
    Hey, if he can do it, you should try it out once.

  3. David “High Cheese” Murphy & Fr*nk S*****l**love picking up 3 & 4’s at local dive bars.

  4. Kyle only found this cause a commenter from earlier posted it here. Such a fucking fraud it’s not even funny.

  5. ^^^^cracking up over the handle above. i cannot stand that fake laugh of his. it drives me crazy! i also hate how much he kisses the ass of any athlete guest that calls in.

  6. A couple of gooks are getting married? They shouldn’t even have rights. Are they going to serve roast dog carcass at their “ceremony”? Fuckin savages…almost as bad as niggers.

  7. Hifuckinglarious that this whore turned the comments back on as soon as his page views bombed. I guess there were two options, face facts as to why people read this site and dust the ole resume off or try to put out good work that doesnt need the commenters to drive page views. Ha, funny I know. What a concept.

  8. @donkeydick- it’s fucking genius on his part. Can’t hate on him,
    Dude is living the dream

  9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lacking some views without the haters, huh? What a whore.

  10. Crossing broad:
    Bad defense, no scoring. Blames goalie.
    Coach puts tired goalie in next day after emotionally draining game. Blames goalie.
    Says other cities are racist. Makes living off racist scum.
    Voracek has 43 points in 44 games (prior to Wednsdays hat trick). Says he’s inconsistent.
    Says Panthers game a trap game. Blames goalie.
    Writes post bashing David Murphy as a terrible smug writer. Uses Murphy’s work two days later.
    Pees pants. Blames goalie.

  11. This is what happens when you go to a rich school like nova cause mommy and daddy pays for everything. Fraud writer who sucks Murphys dick. THE FIGHTINS WAS WAY BETTER THAN THIS JUNK, KYLE COPIED THAT ANYWAYS.

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