BREAKING: Matt Stairs Has Joined Twitter

This is breaking news, and very important: Matt Stairs has, apparently, joined Twitter (@mstairs12):

@greggzaun hey bro stairsy here

— mstairs12 (@mstairs12) March 19, 2013

@tomcaronhey Tom Matt stairs here yes I finally got twitter

— mstairs12 (@mstairs12) March 19, 2013

@coachscornercbcHey Don wanted to say hello. Matt stairs here

— mstairs12 (@mstairs12) March 19, 2013

Yes, that'd be Don Cherry. Stairs, a noted hockey fan and Canadian, follows significantly more hockey people than baseball people, including the first account he followed, the Montreal Canadiens.

Go on, give him a follow and hammer his ass. Let him know he’s part of the club.

You know what's after the jump.