For Some Strange Reason, the Eagles Have Interest in Michael Jackson’s Cheerleading Daughter

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Here’s a sentence I thought I’d never write: Michael Jackson’s offspring may one day wear Eagles emblazoned Vera Wang gear on the sidelines at Lincoln Financial Field.

At least if Eagles cheerleading director Barbara Zaun has her way, she will.

Zaun, for some reason speaking to TMZ about Paris Jackson's cheerleading video (I’m willing to bet Philly area native Ryan Regan - whose desk features a Brian Dawkins photo, seen here in the first video - had a hand in this story), said the following about MJ’s 14-year-old daughter:

"We think Paris will make a great Eagle cheerleader!"

"We thought that she had a lot of poise, confidence, and enthusiasm in her cheer performance."

"Paris has that 'wow factor' that makes a great cheerleader."

"She is already very comfortable in the limelight, so we think she would definitely stand out and impress the judges … We hope that she will try out for the team and be an Eagles cheerleader!"

 

Paris will have to wait until she’s 18 to tryout for the Eagles' squad… which would make her the first Jackson to wait until someone is of legal age.

via TMZ

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20 Responses

  1. Meh! I’ve seen better looking girls in comic books. And I doubt she’ll get better with age. If she wasn’t Jacko’s kid, the Eagles (or any other team) wouldn’t give her the time of day.
    Meanwhile, that last line WAS funny, Kyle.

  2. When is Gretzky’s daughter gonna be a cheerleader here?… Or better yet, work the Saturday night shift at Crazy Horse Too?

  3. Anything about the interest in Revis? or how about Amendola? No love on that philly sports news?
    just michael jackson’s daughter? I do however, love the flyers stuff.

  4. Rreally? that last line was funny? maybe in 1993, or even 2005. It wasn’t funny at all. It’s an easy rip by an unfunny(((despite what he thinks))) blogger.
    do your balls drip ooze when youre certain youve come up with an amazing pun?((((it wasnt))))

  5. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
    Acne waits till you’re a teenager to come on your face

  6. I bet this chick makes Kyle rock hard. He’s probably pumping ejaculate all over his keyboard right now just looking at that photo. He wishes he could finger her in a sultry manner and the blow sperm all over her face.

  7. Nice, Kyle! We’re now poking fun at young, minor girls that have recently lost their father and are clumsily finding their way through the world. What next, an exposé on Bonnie Franklin’s granddaughter’s failed try out for the pep squad? Shameless.

  8. Dorenbos and Anderson are about to be resigned, meanwhile the birds top brass are in morgantown wv to run geno smith through a private workout but hey this story seems much more important. then again i heard all that from yahoo so who knows if its true

  9. KYLE THE KYKE SCOTT IS PUMPING EJACULATE ALL OVER HIS STOMACH TO THE THOUGHT OF BONING THIS BITCH!

  10. Eagles privately workout top QB in draft. “Writes” about Michael Jackson’s 14 year old daughter.
    Claims to have the pulse of the fanbase. Talks about a pedophiles daughter instead of the eagles interests in pro bowl safeties and top college QB.

  11. Dude. This was not worth reading. The lady was just trying to make the little girl feel good about herself. I wish she’d do it for the non rich and famous too, but ya know, this is America. Kyle go to your room until you write something worth reading. Or go find a real damn job cause you’re going to need it.

  12. Corssing Broad Memes: Given the mentality of most of the posters here which flucuates between infantile and juvenile, I doubt there would be much, if any interest in reading about pro bowl safties or top college QB’s. Kyle simply gives his readers what they want, and that’s stuff fit mainly for TMZ. Just roll with it, friend.

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