Your Monday Morning Roundup: Loon Spotted, Topanga in Underwear, Fights, and Freddie Got Fingered

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Somehow we’re already at that point where it feels like spring training has been going on forever. Strangely, though, due to a slightly earlier start and the World Baseball Classic that you probably aren’t watching, we’re still three weeks away from real, actual baseball. Thankfully, March Madness heats up this week and should carry us through.

Let’s hit it!


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The roundup:

– Reader Murph spotted a loon… again with his Ferrari, again at a gas station, and again with his grey hoodie:

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– We told you about this last March, and now Freddie Mitchell has pleaded guilty to a tax scheme in Florida: [FOX News]

Mitchell pleaded guilty in federal court in Orlando, Fla., Friday to a single count of conspiracy to file a false claim. He faces a maximum prison sentence of 10 years and a maximum fine of $250,000.

Prosecutors say Mitchell and two others concocted a scheme that involved filing a false tax return on behalf of another professional athlete.


– Tyson Gillies went apeshit during the Mexico-Canada brawl

Must-watch DeAndre Jordan dunk. Play of the year, and it won’t even be close.

– has scenes from Erin Express, which is just another way of saying a bunch of pictures of hot red-faced coeds giving you F-me stares.

– Charlie Manuel was hit by a tricycle yesterday (is there video of this somewhere?): [

The Astros, like most teams, organize gimmicky in-between innings contests. One of them was a two-man tricycle race from dugout to dugout, along the warning track.

"I saw him coming," Manuel said. "I thought, 'We better get over.' He got me. Big ol' three-wheeler."

The tricycle ran over Manuel's toes. The manager jumped up to avoid further contact. Everyone around him, including Dubee and Billmeyer, could not stop laughing.


The Sixers are a fucking joke.

Eagles to make an offer to Danny Amendola

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– Finally, Wayne Simmonds crushing Mike Weber:


9 Responses

  1. Topanga in Underwear has NOTHING to do with blind grabs at page views and EVERYTHING to do with Philly sports gossip.
    What’s David Murphy and his rudimentary understanding of the medium in which he makes a living writing about today?

  2. Topanga represents every present day fat girl who managed to be the first girl in her grade school to grow tits.
    Remember when girls who started growing boobs first in school were 10’s? Now they’re all 5’s that are overweight slobs who go on crash diets that consist of turkey shortie hoagies from wawa and menthol cigarettes.

  3. Man, there’s still 20 games left, and the Sixers coach and players comments sound like the last game of the season. Is it possible they lose out? Cause they’ve certainly checked out.

  4. Danny Amendola doesn’t impress me all that much. If the Birds are going to chase after free agent receivers, then aim high and take a shot at Wes Welker, otherwise, I’m not interested.
    Topanga? Never heard of her. Sounds like a WWE rassler from Fiji. She impresses me even less.

  5. topanga looks like she has a dick in that picture above. How meaty are her mooseknuckles?

  6. Upon further review, Worley’s has a point there. Suddenly, that old Aerosmith song about transvestites is rumbling through my mind.

  7. I can only hear in one ear, and I think that was caused by my massive coke problem.
    Oh, and I went ape shit because I am an ape

  8. Reader murph followed bynum around for 6 hours just to get that shot with him. Also murph is known for stalking other male athletes especially former Villanova basketball player Will Sheridan.

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