Here’s a GIF of Ryan Howard’s Massive Florida House Being Built

Kyle Scott - April 9, 2013

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We’ve told you about Ryan Howard’s massive Gulf Coast housewhich features a moat! – that is currently (and perhaps perpetually) under construction. But here’s the best look we’ve gotten thus far, courtesy of this video from FOX 29’s Chris O’Connell. It kind of reminds me of that scene in Polar Express where the elves are working on Santa’s ridiculously large sack. Of toys, that is.

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  • Santa1968 April 9, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    Can he afford that?………..

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    • Chip Kelly April 9, 2013 at 2:28 pm

      He could pay cash for it

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    • luis May 11, 2014 at 4:37 am

      Yes he can. Besides the massive contract the Phils dumb dumb GM awarded him he also is a spokesperson for Subway did a Powerade commercial. Not too mention any public appearances and guest speaker type of deals.

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  • Candy from the Oak April 9, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Hope that can fit his nose and pound packing wife

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  • Randy Jackson April 9, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    I like how he is in Subway commercials, what is the message he is trying to send out. Eat Subway, like me, become fat and suck at baseball…but fuck it I still make millions

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  • Candy is so funny April 9, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    yea! good joke! Definitely, let’s see if Ryan Howard can fit his nose inside his house………

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  • Candy from the Oak April 9, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    more concerned about his wife’s hips thru the doorway, plenty of windows for his nose

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  • howards wife April 9, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    I love black cock, yummmy

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  • howards wife April 9, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    My vagina says “Jeff Carter was here” on interior walls

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  • howards wife April 9, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    If you go white you’ll stay tight, shiiit

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  • ThePhillyFlash April 9, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    Damn! That place makes Southfork from Dallas look like a bungalow.

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  • Just a Fan April 9, 2013 at 3:40 pm

    We flew down to Clearwater to catch a few Spring Training games last month, and I made it a point to do a drive by. The house is a freakin castle, but as big as it is, all his neighbors have similar sized houses. Fits in nicely down there. The house is right on the main street, very visable to everyone. No privacy. There was also no less then 50 guys doing work on it when we saw it.

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  • Sally4th April 9, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    It is a freaking monstrosity. Money does not give you taste. He’ll probably be in foreclosure 10 years from now.

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  • Jim "Doobs" Bell April 9, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    Howard has the biggest nose in MLB history & he blows

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  • dave numbnuts April 9, 2013 at 7:54 pm

    His nose looks like a double barreled shotgun

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  • Uncle Meat April 10, 2013 at 9:09 am

    Sally4th beat me to it…I guarantee that within 5-7 years of retiring, he won’t be able to afford the taxes on it. It reminds me of the picture I saw once of Matt Geiger’s house.

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  • Hop Devil April 10, 2013 at 10:14 am

    Ummm…who’s paying the electric bill after he retires?

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  • Ralph LeNoir April 29, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    I feel sorry for his immediate neighbors the one immediatly to the south put his house up for sale

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  • Ichiro Suzuki June 8, 2013 at 8:40 pm

    Ha!
    Ryan Howard will not be hall of fame even if he hit 58homerun 150RBI lol.
    I hit 600 infield hits and 80% of my hits are single hits but i can be HOF on first ballot!!!
    sitting lead off spot, and no walk no home run no strike out and many infield hits!
    That’s the key to HOF!!!
    I hate home run I hate RBI I hate walk.
    I hate women who like HRs.
    I think infield hits are sexiest hits in baseball!!!!!!

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  • Taylor August 26, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    Most people sitting in the ballpark can’t afford the $$$$ Ryan Howard is spending on doorknobs $80 M.
    Why does someone need his home to be so big with a “lazy river”, bowling alley as well as a trophy room.
    Lost alot of respect for him and his “grand structure” of a house.

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  • Taylor August 26, 2013 at 8:51 pm

    $23 million for the house $80,000 for doorknobs……crazy!!!!!

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  • Bill November 15, 2013 at 11:39 pm

    I strongly doubt that white Sl@t would be with him if he worked at Wendy’s. gold digger. I hope she steals his money like he is doing to the Phillies organization. He sucks and his 120 million dollar contract isvthe worst signing in Philly sports history. Mr Strikeout!!!

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  • DON March 31, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    REMEMBER, U WILL REAP WHAT U SOW

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  • DON March 31, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    ITS NOT RYAN U HATE IT IS U THAT U HATE

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