Charlie Manuel Describing Chase Utley's Rib Injury is Adorable, Like Watching a Wolf Puppy Mount a Medium-Sized Ice Sculpture

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Charlie on Chase on MLB Network Radio:

“He’s got a, blique, like a, a rib cage. You know, like, a tear in his rib cage. And you can’t breathe, I mean it hurts when you breathe. And if your not careful, you know like you just keep tearing it. Rrrr. Sometimes it might be best to completely tear it, because you get well quicker is what I hear.”

“He’s probably going to be out another, I’d say he’s going to be out another three weeks probably.”

Thanks, Charlie. But can we get that in layman’s terms, please?