Email from reader Jamie:
Jeff Carter posing with my boyfriend on his 21st birthday at La Costa bar in Sea Isle City. What a cool birthday present! Who knew that someone whose living in LA would rather come to his house in Jersey?
I knew, Jamie. I knew. Let’s have a toast for the douchebags.
We check up on our Carts, still in his usual Sea Isle hunt, but decidedly more sedate in adulthood. Some say it’s the Stanley Cup ring that will tame a blonde-haired, bro-icin’ beast. Others say that the monogamous female produces this desired result. Whatever the case, Jeff is seemingly in the midst of his own Arab Spring, rebelling against the temptations of the Jersey Shore and, instead, playing the role of Flyers West ambassador on the East Coast– tickling the fancies of young coeds, greeting children, and spreadin’ the good news of Lord Stanley among the uninitiated.
Here now, a collection of photos of Carts back in his natural habitat:
http://storify.com/crossingbroad/morning-carts-toast
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I’m not one of those people to complain about this site and its content but your raging hard on for Carter is pretty sad bro.
Its just bullshit to joke around about with the dudes. It used to be hilariously entertaining… until this summer. Unfortunately, an even-keeled Carter just isn’t as fun, but the update was nice.
He’s actually a pretty chill guy.
We’re eventually going to move on from Jeff Carter, right? The guy still comes back to the Jersey Shore. He has a Stanley Cup ring. Both are pretty cool in my book. But some of your early stuff was pretty damn entertaining.
Are people really still excited about running into Carter in Sea Isle? Not so much this website but the shoobies that are in SIC. Come on – just like the OD, La Costa, the wooden playground, Marita’s and Yum Yums Jeff Carter is a SIC tradition.
I honestly stopped reading after you said “shoobies”. I have no idea what your comment was about, but I respect the shit out of you for using that word…haven’t heard it in years.
He was still playing for the flyers there would be zero doubt that carts would be sticking his cock in kacie mcdonnel & her teeth
Yeah, my argument that this site is garbage is way out of line…
Imagine how weak the chick talent is in philly/sic compared to LA
what are you talking about, did you see those dimes in the first instagram photo? seriously though, isn’t that is a two way street? i am sure a lot of the “chick talent” out there wont even talk to him when he shows up with out a head shot or movie industry connections. instead of resorting to casting couch type behavior he heads to SIC to get the low hanging fruit, besides w/o richie he is powerless.
Move on from Carts already!!
Just saying!!!
Hi trouble. I see carts still hanging with his fat friend from the goo goo dolls
Not gonna lie, this bring backs good memories from the 2010 team.I wouldn’t mind having Carts and Richie back on the team…. All Carts had to do was shoot the puck over Niemi and we are going to a game 7 where I believe they would have won. Can you imagine how the team would look if that happened? Amazing the turnover of roster in two short years since their blowout in Boston in 2011.
What’s weak on this website are the comments. There’s NOTHING going on so Kyle throws you guys an underhand pitch to knock out of the park and you people strike out on it. Buncha lame kweers on this site ….
Also carts would never party with that gross pale redhead
Shouldn’t we be sort of happy that Jeff still prefers being back in the Philly/Delaware Valley area? Seems to me that it speaks well of the area that he prefers being there to LA.
Carts loves hanging out with that fat pig midget dude
How awkward for carter to have to get a picture with a 25 year old dude at a bar. Getting in photos and asking for autographs should be for kids only.
I literally have a house right down the street from him on Sounds Ave in SIC right on the bay. Dude is always bro’ing outside, which is hella boring. Best thing is his girl ain’t bad scenery. Nice upgrade from the typical SIC sluts.
The dude in the 1st picture looks like Jody Shelley if Jody Shelley got punched in the face another 500 times. Imagine what his girl looks like…
WTF is wrong with Carter?
He can be living in a condo at Newport Beach, La Jolla or Malibu scoring with the amazing talent in SO Cal yet he comes back to spend the summers in Sea Isle?
Sea isle and the Jersey Shore is nice but doesn’t even begin to compare to the “sites” you see in So Cal…
OK so I went back through lots of JA and Honor’s pictures. I saw many, many of the two of them alone or with Cash. But I never saw any reoccuring woman in the background. Actually in these pictures, the woman in the first few pictures doesn’t show up in the later closeups but the woman in the far distance does. Actually the later pics look as if the woman stopped to allow pics to be taken. I imagine JA can take care of her child by herself just fine.
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