Cliff Lee: Mercenary

Screen Shot 2013-05-20 at 7.57.39 AMDanny Knobler over at CBS Sports got scouts’ take on the available (or, not so available) starting pitchers on the trade market. Thankfully, the Phillies are not expected to trade the best pitcher in the National League, Cliff Lee, but a possible landing spot? Texas:

Cliff Lee, lhp, Phillies: “They probably won’t trade him, and with what he makes and what it would take to get him, the Rangers might be the only team that would have a chance. But you’ve got to like him. He can spot his fastball. He competes. And he’s a mercenary. You know he can go anywhere and lock it in right away, because he has done it.”

I love that description for Lee. Competes. Locks it in. Mercenary. If only they had included Pisses Excellence and hates his GM, it would have been the perfect report.

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21 Responses

  1. Is the BYOB tailgate still taking place in faggotville?

  2. What time does your shift at Shop Rite start? I’m convinced since you post everyday from 10-4 that you have a shift from like 5-close. You weigh 350 pounds and haven’t been able to see your dick since NHL ’94 came out. The last time you kissed a girl was your sister when she was sleeping. Instead of showering you dip your head into the toilet to save time from playing dungeons and dragons. You have no friends and stop hating your Dad for beating the shit out of his loser son.

    1. Was that a mad libs of every lame insult? Good job, bro.

  3. Cliff Lee sucked last night. Big time pitchers don’t shit the bed in must win games

    1. I could name many “big time” pitchers who have done just that. Big time pitchers that the Phillies and every other team would be happy to have. I won’t bother to list them since you probably wouldn’t recognize their names as you obviously don’t follow baseball.

  4. Cliff Lee is a fucking faggot. I hope he swallows the next hunk of chewing tobacco he dips.

  5. Lame insult? I’m dead on might be wrong on where you work it maybe Acme you fucking tool.

      1. I totally concur with Kyle is the meat in a carter/Richards sandwich is a loser because Kyle is the meat in a carter/richards sandwich never brings anything of substance to the table. Your insults have grown tiresome. They are childlike and lack originality. Meanwhile, your material is monotonous. It’s the same junk over and over again with you. You’re like a broken record player. As for the tailgate, I’m sure your derelict self will be there. We all know your acme is the next to hit the chopping block. That said, no more stocking shelves from 12-8 am. We also know that Shop Rite will not take you on given your firing years back at West Coast video when you were caught jacking off in the XXX room. So, with no income, you’re going to have to take adavantage of all-u-can-eat opps like Saturday. Plus, the fat chick then you met on Craigslist personals doesn’t work the register at Old Country Buffet until Monday. So, you can’t possibly go between now and then without eating. Keep your head up though. Maybe the township will take you on for weed wacking the sides of the roads.

  6. He was dealing in that game, just sailing along . . .and then every pitch was suddenly way up in the zone. 4 homers later, the Phils were cooked.

    But we can still take 3 of 4 from the Nats. I’ll take that any day.

    And Darin Ruf is fitting in nicely.

  7. A bat and a ball cost $110 in total. The bat costs $100.

    Currently, how many U.S. senators are women?

  8. Dude…those Toyota adds are relentless. I hope you got some good quan out of them.

    They can not trade our majestic steed and if they did decide to trade him to a desperate team like the Rangers, I’d want both Olt AND Profar. Yeah. I said it.

    FACE

  9. My buddy used to know her. Supposedly her snatch smells like low tide and acqua di gio.

  10. Is everyone overlooking that fact the Phillies could have won that game for Cliff, had they not left men on base several times.

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