This comes from Keith Jones of NBC 10, who tweeted a photo today of this guy – hereby earning the similar yet more distinguished moniker, this fucking guy – at the Taylor Swift concert over the weekend. What we’re looking at here is a white male, approximately 6’4″, wearing an oversized customized Birds jersey (T. Swift as the name, and 13 as the number, presumably to denote the year… or how old this guy wishes he was), jorts (but not just any jorts, mind you– jorts with the faux cargo pleated pockets!), pale legs and midnight green matching Reeboks with ankle-length white socks. He’s basically the caricature of a child molester.
YOU GO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS, TALK TO MY FRIENDS, DON’T TALK TO HIM! OH WEEEEE….