So I decided to… take a glimpse inside the life of a troll.
Here is what we know about the strange existence of kyle is the meat in a carter/richards sandwich, or KITMIACRS, for short:
His (HER?!) IP address is 155.91.45.231. That means that he works at Merck, in Woodbridge, New Jersey. I think here:
A lofty company for such a lowly troll.
He seems hung up on several issues: the coverage of Mike Richards and Jeff Carter, the copy-and-paste nature of certain posts, the fact that other websites sometimes get to a story first (a major no-no in the eyes of KITMIACRS) and penises. Mostly black ones.
It’s not the unoriginality of his posts that fascinate, it’s the sheer stupidity. Most trolling commenters are entertaining. Some, like Crossing Broad memes, are both funny and provide legitimate criticism. I may not always agree with the sentiment, but they add something to the site. KITMIACRS does not. Here’s some of his best work (well, not actual work, for Merck), written under a number of different handles and fake email addresses (more on those in a minute):
Heckert looks like he gives blumpkins
Anyone know where i can get some black dick in me?
I LIKE TO LOOK AT BIG COCKS I LIKE TO LOOK AT BIG COCKS I LIKE TO LOOK AT BIG COCKS [repeated 30x]
How does one rape a website?
Why are you so obsessed with his calculator? I guess its better than your obsession with Carter’s penis at least.
Can someone point me in the direction of some juicy black dicks?
Pretty jealous that Hernandez is going to get to go to prison and be around all those big, juicy black dicks.
like to have sex with sheep
I like to make poops!
Wow, now he is using commenters to create content.
Anyone want to play Tummy Sticks later?
Penis penis penis penis penis.
Man, i love nutsacks in my face. Can’t get enough of it really.
Another useless story posted just to get racist comments
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
Block quoting an article from a writer you rip all the time, then adding pithy thoughts of your own – normal CB post. Penis.
Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
And hockey is played by men, and golf is played by guys with tits.
And every engineering major i’ve ever dealt with has no idea how to interact with actual human beings.
KITMIACRS has commented 118 times since April 3, using an impressive 26 different handles. They may be the only entertaining aspect of his faux existence. Most have to do with penis or the surrounding area. Those names, including their corresponding email addresses– all sic’d, of course:
kyle is the meat in a carter/richards sandwich dick@dick.com, balls@balls.com, balls@nuts.com
Kyle’s ugly bride dope@dope.com
I LIKE TO LOOK AT BIG COCKS dick@dick.com
Adolf Hitler dope@dope.com
I LOVE DICK ILOVEDICKS@ILOVEDICKS.COM
The Fuhrer dope@dope.com
Kyle’s Fiance dope@dope.com
Kyle’s Wife wife@wife.com
Poopmaker poop@poop.com
COCK MEAT SANDWICH penis@penis.com
dicksacks balls@sack.com
Crossing Swords fag@fag.com
Testicles balls@nuts.com
Penis balls@nuts.com
Dicks, dicks everywhere balls@nuts.com
Carter/Richards sandwich balls@nuts.com
nutsacks balls@nuts.com
penises thissitesucks@balls.com
taint balls@nuts.com
dickandballs sack@sack.com
cockhair balls@nuts.com
Balls balls@nuts.com
deadspin posted this already balls@sack.com
Morons thissitesucks@balls.com
Jeff Carter saul_rainbowitz@yahoo.com
Moron dope@dope.com
It’s like a matrix of male anatomy slang. I haven’t tried emailing any of those addresses (I’m assuming KITMIACRS doesn’t own sack.com– I feel like that one had to get gobbled up early on). saul_rainbowitz@yahoo.com has potential, but, I mean, who uses Yahoo!?
Anyway, I’d love to learn more about you, KITMIACRS. In the comments, of course.
