Adam Schefter Would Like to Remind You That His Life is Significantly Better Than Yours

Apparently, Adam Schefter and Chris Paul are on the same team* in the ESPN-celebrity-go-fuck-yourselves-comma-America fantasy league. And if this Tweet isn’t the best humble brag of all-time, I don’t know what is.

*I can’t imagine that Jay Z actually participates in this thing. Rather, I see him sitting back, smoking, “haha yup,” and judging every pick with either an approving head nod or a disapproving scoff, all while internalizing his success with the time he told Miley to twerk and she totally did it! HAHA YUP!