Raise your hand if you’re excited about every English Premier League game being shown on the networks of Comcast-NBC-conglomerate-whatever-the-fuck. I am. And, bonus!, the new web spot for their coverage features Jason Sudeikis as the coach of my favorite team, the Philadelphia Phillies of England*, the Tottenham Hotspur.

*Long and storied history in big city (London), but rarely wins anything and usually loses to richer more well-known opponents like Chelsea and Man U. Basically, you want to kill yourself about once every three years. And this is my third year being into soccer, so…