Riley Cooper Returns to Training Camp After Prolonged Three-Day Absence

Riley Cooper has jumped the proverbial fence and returned to the NovaCare Complex after a three-day weekend doing this:

“During this time (said on Friday) I’m going to be speaking with a variety of professionals to help me better understand how I could have done something that was so offensive, and how I can start the healing process for everyone. As long as it takes, and whatever I have to do, I’m going to try to make this right.”

Perhaps Chip Kelly took one look at Damaris Johnson and Jason Avant and decided that, yeah, Coop’s healed.

Cooper will speak with the media later today.

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32 Responses

  1. “Perhaps Chip Kelly took one look at Damaris Johnson and Jason Avant and decided that, yeah, Coop’s healed.”

    I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if that was the case. Hell, Chip already pulled that stunt with Mike Vick, deciding the new broom didn’t have to sweep completely clean after discovering he needed a quarterback and Nick Foles didn’t exactly fill the prescription. Boy, I’d give a year’s pay to be a fly on the wall in the locker room when Cooper returns. That ought to be a whole lot of fun.

    1. Flash, Cooper was dead wrong and I think most of us can agree with that, but I think a lot of those players in the locker room need to also look in the mirror before they continue to hurl stones at him. They need to ask themselves, “Have I ever used a hateful and disgusting word myself?” If the answer is yes, which I am sure for most of them the answer is yes, then they need to find a way to forgive him being as he made the same mistake that they once did. Let’s face it, the NFL is a second-chance league in which many have already forgiven accused murderers, accused rapists, DUI homicide, convicted dog killers, wife beaters, and the list goes on and on and on! Part of being a professional is acting like one and that may include having to set aside personal issues/quarrels no matter how much rage or disgust we hold in our hearts. You, me, and everyone else do it everyday in our work place so why can’t they do it then? Oh that’s right, the pot-stirring media tells them they can’t or that they shouldn’t!!!!!

  2. Thank you Kyle!!!!
    Been waiting all week for Riley Cooper news.

    The Coop is back!!!!

    1. @CANDY- M ABOUT TO BE VICTORIOUS,
      THIS BATTLE WAS OVER RACIST BEFORE IT STARTED,
      THIS RIGHT HERE AINT 4 THE FAINT-HEARTED,
      U COME AT ME AND THATS ALL U GOT,
      …OHH YEAH I FORGOT,
      UR A BITCH,
      WITH UR LAME ASS SHIT,
      COME ONE MAN,
      U AINT EVEN SET A BATTLE PLAN,
      BUT I DISTROY YOU WITH THIS,
      CAUSE IM THE SHIT WITH THIS,
      I BE SPITTIN FIRE ON THE MIC THEY SHOULD CALL ME THE DRAGON,
      U TRY TO B HARD BUT UR LYRICS ARE SAGGIN,
      DOWN TO THE FLOOR,
      MAN IM SURE EVERYONE KNOWS THE SCORE.

      1. sources are telling me that riley cooper has officially finished his tour of camden. now has his black card && is aloud to say the word “nigga” in the presence of tha brothas.

  3. Was chilly this morning so I gave him a Travon Martyn hoodie to go into work today.

  4. Every time I see an African America Riley Cooper & Kyle pop in my head. Thanks for that Kyle

    1. Shit yeah Gary! I miss “Cadillac time”. We used to fuck that back seat up huh? I bet it still smells of astroglide and ass… mmmmm…

  5. Just catch TD passes Riley, this shit will blow over in no time….George Zimmerman is doing just fine

  6. Hey Kyle, two serious questions:

    1. Why so many ads on the website? It’s getting to be pretty ridiculous honestly.
    2. Where are some good places to watch a Phils game in Philadelphia? Sports bars or regular bars are fine. The GF isn’t a baseball fan and I am trying to turn her into one. I’d rather just watch the game at a bar with a Philly crowd rather than pay for tickets for the game. Any suggestions would be awesome.

    1. She is not a Phils fan already? Get her outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do not waste your time. Also, stop whining about the ads, how else can I make money?

      1. buuuut Kyle Snot, she is not a fan of any team. So it will be easy to convert her to a Phillies fan. It’s not like I have to convince her to not like the Yankees/Mets or something like that.

  7. Thank god for the return of a true american hero. This man is a patriot amd I dont care if I have to cut my tiny, putrid, stringy, dry, infected, enflammed, scarred 1 inch erection off to prove it. We need champions like coop dawg standing up for honest american family values and fighting the good flight. I hope he gets team MVP and most improved player award from that hook nosed prick lurie. Then he can jump the fence and fight every single one of RHEA HUGHES herpes warts with his mammoth, pulsating, american 13 inch erection. Hell pump ejaculate into her wrinkled, loose, slimey green anus and take his dick out so fast, that its extreme 5 inch circumfral gerth (adjusted for bulbous veins sticking out) will suck all the air out of her putrid anal cavity that green diarrhea blows all over the place and then ill start drinking it and start fucking keith jones and al morcunty in their faggot assholes as well. Eat shit Kykle Snott and I hope your penis shrivels up amd falls off like the fucking dick that it isLOL. Santorum/Cruz 2016!!!!

  8. Putting all race issues aside, if we’re counting on Riley Cooper this much at WR, we REALLY need an upgrade.

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