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McNabb’s other retirement party

I’ve been talking up these Donovan McNabb ME parties because Donovan McNabb has been talking up his Donovan McNabb ME parties– celebrations of a Former Five’s career scheduled to take place next weekend after Chip Kelly takes a poop on Andy Reid and after McNabb is honored at that game. And in what has to be some sort of metaphor for his career, McNabb tweeted out a promo for his party at the Pool After Dark in Atlantic City… but, problem: he told people the wrong casino. Go:

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Still no. [PS– It’s the most anticipated retirement weekend. What? And love how he sent out separate Tweets to Philly and AC fans… as if each Tweet was specially encoded to be read by only its intended target.]

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There it is.

Surely McNabb got confused. Harrah’s is owned by Caesars Entertainment Corporation, a wrinkle, much like overtime, that was too much for McNabb to handle.

Fun fact, because we like fun, and facts: Joshua Harris’ Apollo Global Management Rulers of the World He Bought the Devils Too (I think that’s the official name) is a major stakeholder in Caesars Entertainment Group, and that fact may be why Ayla Brown, daughter of former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown, sings the national anthem at Sixers games– daddy had something Josh, and Caesars, wanted.

Anyway, if that last paragraph went over McNabb’s head, my apologizes.

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5 Responses

  1. Yo, Kyle, that paragrapgh did go over my head. You’re trying to connect way too many dots, my friend. As for Donnie Drama’s casino gaff, well, we already know he’s not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. That was hardly a revelation.

  2. Maybe because unlike what you lame asses think, he is not throwing himself a party. You may think he is. But that’s Philly fans for you. Thinking you know everything. His family is throwing him the party and they are having a dinner at Caesars the night before. As you stated Harrah’s is owned by Caesars and there in lies the confusion. Wow guys, let it go!! As a matter of fact, come on down and celebrate the only guy you STILL are talking about.

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