For Just $4.3 Million, You Can Eat, Sleep and Sex Where Chase Utley Eats, Sleeps and Sexes

Kyle Scott - October 31, 2013

Chase Utley’s condo, located at 210 Washington Square high atop the Ayer Building, is for sale. It’s 4,588 square feet with four bedrooms and four and a half baths. And:

High atop the Ayer building, this rare tri-plex penthouse is a sleek haven in the sky, where unobstructed city views and designer finishes combine to create one of the finest residences in the city. The entire living space was architect-designed and is dramatic yet comfortable, able to accommodate the most private of owners or those who enjoy entertaining. Dramatic arched windows to the south and west afford hours of sunlit warmth. A calming, contemporary palette of grays and blues and many custom design elements, including superb lighting, audio and Crestron systems, allow the owner to create a living environment to fit one’s mood and mindset. An expanded Bulthaup kitchen with a large island, Miele and Sub-Zero, including a full-size wine storage unit, opens to the main living space with a step-up formal dining room with terrace just beyond. An exquisite table, lit by a smoky quartz chandelier, was made to fit the room and is included. A study, made private with pocket doors, is on the other side of the kitchen. Reached by a custom-crafted stairwell with walnut treads and walls finished in Blue de Savoie marble, the lower level is designed for entertaining and relaxation. The media or second living room is served by a specially designed, “smoked oak” wet bar with Sub-Zero wine chiller, refrigerator and freezer drawers, Fisher-Paykel drawer dishwasher, ample storage and stainless counter and backsplash. Two en suite guest rooms are on this level, with one accessing a terrace. Reachable by stairs or private elevator, the top floor is where a cleverly designed main suite overlooks the main living room via a wall of glass. Two walk-in closets and a modern luxury bath complete this space. There is an additional en suite bedroom and a large laundry room on this floor. All windows in the home are outfitted with motorized window treatments with sun-shade and room darkening options. Two valet parking spaces and two storage rooms are included with your purchase as well as the 24 hour concierge and doorman services of the Ayer, fitness room and chauffeur driven BMW.

World Fucking Champions live here.

As seen in this 2009 Access Hollywood Maria Menounos(!) interview with Jen Utley. Credit to NBC Philadelphia for the find.

You can see the listing here. Many pictures after the jump.



  • Joe Mac October 31, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    Utley is selling his home? Going somewhere????

  • John Wayne October 31, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    Nah, they’re just going to start pumping out little puppies and don’t want to live in the city.
    I heard Moorestown…

  • Oh the Humanity October 31, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    What’s up with that shitter? Are the rich folk shitting in a superior toilet that they have been keeping from us common folk for decades?

  • Greg Balentine October 31, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    Hopefully his wife leaves behind a thong or 2

  • Loke October 31, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    So fucked up this world we live in.

  • Todd Van Poppel October 31, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    I live in that area & going miss seeing mrs utley walking her dog in yoga pants & at Starbucks on 8th & walnut. 🙁

    • yo November 1, 2013 at 8:07 am

      yo, you ever hit?

  • ShaNaNa Alize Jenkins October 31, 2013 at 10:40 pm

    Do they accept food stamps?

  • Vic Vinegar November 1, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    There’s gotta be some Jen Utley titty residue left in that place somewhere! Anyone want to investigate at the open house?

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