Michael Vick Continues with His Bizarre, and Admirable, Fellating of Nick Foles

Kyle Scott - November 13, 2013

Screen grab: Delaware Online

Screen grab: Delaware Online

Mike Vick, speaking exclusively to Les Bowen today, says Nick Foles will be a franchise quarterback someday. And hey, maybe that day is today!

“I think so,” Vick said. “Nick will be a franchise quarterback in the NFL.”

Is there any way Vick stays here in 2014?

“I couldn’t say,” Vick said. “The only thing I can see myself doing is just trying to help our quarterbacks prepare and be the best that they can be. I’m trying to help this organization win every week in the best way I can … As long as there’s a need for quarterbacks, hopefully, I can always be a candidate. That comes through hard work, preparation and taking care of my body. As of right now, I’ve just got to finish the last six games strong with this team and see where we go.”

Cue contrived sports talk radio discussion: IS MICHAEL VICK RIGHT IN SAYING NICK FOLES IS A FRANCHISE QUARTERBACK IN THE NFL? I SAY NO, MY SIDEKICK DISAGREES. CALL IN NOW!

You got to give credit to Vick– he’s handling this real well. His brother… however… well, he’s the sidekick who disagrees. Haven’t heard from him since the Dallas game:

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Poor guy. Now who’s gonna pay for the moon bounce water slide?!

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12 Comments

  • Animal's Neck Mole November 13, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    let’s talk about the kacie mcdonnell & aaron murray dating topic

    Reply
    • K November 13, 2013 at 4:30 pm

      Lets continue talking Eagles and leave the Kacie McDonnell talk to the Mikey Miss flunkies(Sean Brace and Johnny Marks)since they fail at being knowledgeable about Philly sports.

      Reply
      • Kevin Shaw November 13, 2013 at 8:50 pm

        Haha, those 2 ass clowns are terrible, especially Sean Brace. That bartender needs to get a clue, he always seems to think he has a chance at chicks like her. Yea, like shes going for bald, drunk, DJ’s instead of young, good looking athletes.

        Reply
    • Anna November 13, 2013 at 5:18 pm

      Kacie is a jock sniffer whore. Nothing to talk about

      Reply
  • ps4 or xbox one? November 13, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    Kyle, which one are you getting?

    Reply
    • K November 13, 2013 at 4:32 pm

      I’d rather have the Atari 2600 or the Coleco vision.

      Reply
  • Brace November 13, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    Marcus Vick has a linkedIN, how crazy is that.

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    • Lumpy7 November 13, 2013 at 4:53 pm

      Dear Marcus,
      Mr. Scott has just endorsed you in the field of
      reTARD

      Reply
  • White Oprah November 13, 2013 at 5:05 pm

    I’d Fellate Desmond and have him jizz on marcus face

    Reply
  • Ron Mexico November 13, 2013 at 7:14 pm

    Don’t let me fellate you, you’ll get the herpes

    Reply
  • The Eagles Fans November 13, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    I think its safe to blame the whole dog fighting thing on Marcus. His brother clearly is the smarter better Vick, it had to be all Marcus’ idea.

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  • Your Mother November 14, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    Mike is 3 x the man his bro is. Marcus, just shut the fvck up will ya? Can You?

    Reply
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