And puff. That’s all it needed— a little wind in its sail of possibly inaccurate salaciousness to become a national story and a viral video. Now, without security footage, witnesses or another side to the story, Philly is the town that gangs up on and beats the shit out of opposing fans. It’s public record now. Fuck Santa, and fuck the Lions, too. Philly is the worst place on Earth and it should be obliterated from the globe because a guy from Detroit spun a tale.
H/T to (@ahbying)