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Kyle Scott - December 23, 2013
This likely contrasts nicely with how Cowboys fans must’ve watched Jason Garrett’s poker game press conference in which he claimed that Tony Romo hasn’t been ruled out: naked, alone and scared, whilst crying into a bucket of shame.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He works sans pants.
HEY, WHERE DID YOU GET MY PICTURE? I’M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
Don’t be mad…….it’s Christmas Eve. Speaking of Christmas Eve, come down to Wings to Go on Frankford Avenue today. I am working the main fryer today from 11-6. I’ll cook you up a mean batch of my favorite wings. Hope to see you there. I have to get ready now. My fat girlfriend is out Christmas shopping so I have to take SEPTA today because my 3rd DUI means I cannot drive myself.
Fucking elf dvd and tv dinner trays. classic.
This post is not even remotely funny, good try though Kyle, you can go back to sucking your boyfriends dick now
Boner jokes everybody! Kyle Scott is on a roll!
Can see this pervert going to wawa in those pajama pants. Violation
He does but I don’t see a violation… chill bro
These pants were meant for wawa, don’t hate.
Christ what a douchebag. No wonder everyone hates Philly fans. The only thing smaller than that guy’s brain is his shitty tv.
This is so funny. I love Philadelphia. Tv dinner trays. Baby Jesus. Elf. And Chip Kelly
That is one of the biggest dicks I’ve ever seen :p
Kyle don’t listen to these haters. They are just jealous. I would definitely suck this kids dick. This is a great picture
Woah, a little inappropriate but I like it;) And Chip.
That’s huge yet it’s still only half of Chip himself.
My dick was so hard i didnt have enough skin left to close my eyes……
harder than chinese arithmetic
harder than Supermans kneecaps
Shady closing in on Wilberts season record……History Repeats.
Bahaha im dyin
Look at this dudes shitty entertainment set up. Must be from Tacony, Holmesburg, or Bridesburg. Ghetto Walmart brand TV and no Xbox????
lolz dude ur a loser go back to selling girlscout cookies rofl
Informed, fight me
rofl u let me know where to be me n my boyz will come lolz
forreal cuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we comin for you yo. Ima stop at waaaaaaaaawa first and great a hoooooagie
You’re a towel.
I like the site but all the gay stuff is weird and not funny. Is this Kyle guy a homo?
I agree!!! I’m in work & didn’t expect to see a straight brim pajama pants gay dude with a boner while morning internering on cb
@DAN – Yep, but he hasn’t figured it out yet.
This dudes TV is weak
He must not be from “Around The Main Line”!! No one has a TV that small!!!
Hey give him credit he can afford cable, and the good Verizon kind, not shitty Comcast.
But on flip side wincing at terrible mood-killing lighting, dude does NOT get laid in that room ever.
EVERYBODY QUIT RAGGING ON MY TV OR I’M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
Is that even an HDTV? Like come on dude you can get a 42-46 inch cheap now a days. Stop blowing the money at the bar
That IS his new tv. His old one was a 13-inch black & white, which he no doubt has in the bathroom now.
most likely not employed since hes home at 1pm on a Monday or he has a blog like Kyle which is still unemployed but whatever
Or maybe he’s in a position where he can take a week’s vacation and let his minions do the work for him!
With that TV? I think not
OMG!!!! The only thing that would make this picture better would be if Paul was wearing a “WE’RE FROM PHILADELPHIA AND WE FIGHT” T-Shirt!!!!!!!!!!
DAMMIT! I TOLD YOU GUYS TO QUIT POSTING AS ME. IF THIS KEEPS UP, I’M NEVER GOING TO POST HERE AGAIN!
Is that a promise?
STOP IT PUSSIES! THIS ISN’T FAIR!
Chip Kelly is from frigging New Hampshire and spent the last I don’t know how many years in frigging Oregon. He has been in Philly for less than one season. He is not from frigging Philly. I only check in here now and then as some of the news is interesting but your writing sucks style pretty much Kyle and this Chip Kelly press conference hard on thing is either a pathetic attempt to sell more T -shirts or evidence that your as gullible as the next guy. You should be able to see right through that crap. Buddy Ryan was genuine, this is crap. Merry Frigging Christmas!
Actually no, he immediately said “Fuck all the noise, we’re playing” and then fuckin played, even though there was little at stake. How do you see that as a “pretend” tough guy? The guy’s been here 6 months and is already more Philly than most dudes from Philly.
The blue wall to wall carpet is clutch…definitely ties the room together with the artwork. I think saw those paintings at clover in 1987.
Chip is a beast.
I’m surprised that his glass shelves aren’t resting on plastic milk crates.
What a douche!
Nice that Kyle leaves this post of a homosexual with a shitty TV & a hard on for us to enjoy for Xmas
I’m in a festive mood!!! He looks to have a nice package, but I prefer black men!!! AML 4 Life!
If I keep this up I might sustain a groin injury. A gr-gr-groin injury.
My daddy gave me a book for Christmas, Greatest Sports Movies by Glen Macnow. I threw in the trash because he doesn’t work with my daddy anymore.
Rob Ellis sucks. He’s so fuckin vanilla. Good for Tampa maybe. Wip needs to bring back eskin
Is Kyle on Xmas break?
wtf nothing on tollie
Hi gang! I need to raise money fast for my legal defense fund. For only $200, you can get an autographed photo of me and one of Philly’s great sports stars from yesteryear. (just my autograph, not the player’s.)
Any leftover money will be donated to one of my charities for the KIDS!
Dude runs a blog…and doesnt post on it for 2 days. Mailed it in on xmas eve so basically 3 days. What a joke. Kyle, I will give you a $15 coldstone gift card that I got for xmas in exchange for this website.
OH LOOK I LOG ON FOR THE 50TH TIME TODAY AND STILL NO NEW POSTS WTF !!!!!!! HOW HARD IS IT TO UPLOAD SOME NEW CONTENT ????????
Maybe you need to get a life outside this blog?
Hey Fat Boy,
Don’t talk. You cheated on me for years and I supported you while you ran off to run for mayor and governor. Now you dumped me and you’re calling in all you markers from David Cohen and the Comcast crowd for all the beneficial legislation you gave them……not to mention the no show job the law firm Cohen worked gave you.
If Rizzo did not have the heart attack in 1991, you would be chasing ambulances in addition to skirts.
Rendell used to love getting blow jobs in city hall
WHILE I AM AT WORK? I THINK NOT PAL? IM NOT YOUR PAL GUY IM NOT YOUR GUY FRIEND
I thought he would at least have an update on my Christmas Eve dinner plans!!!!
Greetings to you in Jesus name Amen!
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Slow news day, kinda reminds me of being behind a black lady at DD ordering a dozen doughnuts while asking ridiculous questions “That white frosting vanilla” ” what are those little ball things”.
A was behind a 1 who held up the line 20 min today arguing over a return .
Must be on vacation from his not a job.
Anyone seen Murray From Mayfair lately, I heard he was in the Drunk Tank over Christmas.
I cannot see him because he is on the radio and I can also not see him because I am legally blind.
“I see”, said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
HAS EVERYONE ABANDONED THIS BONER-IFFIC DOUCHE?
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