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Rihanna Wants to Do Unspeakable Things to Mychal Kendricks
By Kyle Scott
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On her Instagram, Rihanna posted her (long-awaited?) #MCM (man-crush Monday), and the big winner is– Eagles linebacker Mychal Kendricks (!), who just become the coolest person in the locker room, which, unfortunately for Mychal, is now empty:
Mychal Kendricks didn't want to talk about the Rhianna post. Just said he was aware of it, and guys are joking with him about it #Eagles
— Eliot Shorr-Parks (@EliotShorrParks) January 6, 2014
I don’t even know what sort of commentary to put here, but Rihanna is an absolute freak* and Mychal Kendricks needs to make this happen. Gotta love the first comment, too: Chris Brown wishes he was this fine. They favor but this is a MAN. CB (me?) is an infant in comparison to this sexy piece of man meat.
I need an adult.
My #MCM remains Chip Kelly. Every Monday.
*Miley has totally taken over Rihanna’s spot as the nation’s most prolific crotch-grabber, and I’m OK with that.
H/T to (@1elevenpaul)
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.