Johnny Quinn, the Bobsledder Who Busted Out of a Bathroom, Got Stuck in an Elevator Today

Voila_Capture1185Hmmmmmmmm. Call me a cynic, but there was a brief moment on Saturday when I wondered if Johnny Quinn – whose breaking out of the bathroom Tweet is the best Olympian use of social media since McKayla Maroney started instantly gramming pictures of her bitch face – was duping us all… if he was really stuck in the bathroom or just a genius attention-getter. I mean, look at his Instagram since:

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Taken over the span of just two days, those are pictures of Quinn on the Today show, Good Morning America, CNN, FOX Sports 1– not to mention photos of him interviewing with local newspapers and Kristi Yamaguchi. And he’s tweeting with William Shatner. We will, of course, give him the benefit of the doubt on his bathroom story. It’s awesome, hilarious and a funny sidecar the Sochi problems tales. But he better not be jerking us around, because today he got stuck in an elevator:

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Look, Johnny, these are great. Your misfortune is entertainment to us all and a future sponsorship deal to you. But this is America, and if there’s one thing we like more than building you up, it’s burning you down. We will burn you down, rain an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you if you’re playing us. Glad you got out. But just know our antennae are up now.

We look forward to seeing you in your sled.

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10 Responses

  1. If this dumbass keeps fucking around with the Russians he’s going to get a dose of radioactive plutonium -210 in one of his meals.

  2. i think this guy is pretty funny. Who gets stuck in a bathroom and elevator within a matter of days? Pretty impressive. Im going with locked in a car next, possibly due to child locks.

    Unrelated, Im seeing Missanelli is back today? Basically 97.5 gave him a week long vacation for what he did. Kind of ridiculous but it is funny to see the main topic of the day being a gay athlete and likely his stance on it. But overall, a week-long suspension for what he did is pathetic bc whether he was provoked or not, he came off as a huge douche

    1. I would assume he didn’t get paid, though, during his suspension?
      Also, check out his twitter account.
      He deleted all of his vitriolic tweets (which was the majority of them.)
      They are hiding the real Missanelli.
      Today I’m sure we’ll hear his bullshit about how he supports this football player, as he does any lifestyle that one might choose, blah blah blah

  3. Everyone should call into Mikey Miss’s show today and say they’re worried about the potential for prejudice Michael Sam is going to face in the NFL. We can all say things like, “For example, what if he gets drafted by the Eagles, and a local sports radio host starts emailing him and calling him a homosexual freak?”

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