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Kyle Scott - March 25, 2014
Surprised Juan even posed for a picture since he’s such a private guy. Is he in love yet?*
*That one’s for all you Bach fans out there.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He works sans pants.
Who gives a shit?
I just want to line up all of this snow and snort it
Heard Rube has the inside track to become the next bachelor. He’s good at giving his roses out to a bunch of broken down 30-somethings who nobody else wants.
Funny, however I think you tried a little to hard on this one.
It’s OK that I have no idea what this is about right?
The only thing I understand about any of this is that Ben Revere is playing tonight.
it’s more than ok
Did he take my spot on the 40 man roster?
Why am I getting shitty gay pop up questions about the opera everything I log on to your site?
Bobby abreu looks like Gargano
Who is Juan Pablo? can he pitch middle relief?
You sound like a fucking dork Kyle.
Just another smokescreen to divert attention away from the Phillies’ futility.
Bunch of homo’s in the phils locker room. Jason Werth & pat the bat would never let this faggot in their locker room
Phillies version of Dennis Byrd
Kyle, you should hate yourself for knowing who the fuck Juan Pablo is. Every dude who read this headline and didn’t go, “Who the hell is Juan Pablo?” needs to rethink his life.
Being that I’m not an overweight woman in her 40’s who cries herself to sleep every night while her cat licks the Cheetos crumbs out of her neck folds, or a homosexual, I have no clue about anyone who has ever appeared on The Bachelor. You’re a fucking fanook, Kyle.
And double fuck you for getting my hopes up that it was some free agent beaner phenom I’ve never heard of like that gorilla on the Dodgers.
Dag…you have mad comment skills wtf, thats good shit
Can he hit a changeup?
This post had to be done on a dare …right?
Who gives a rat’s patootie? I don’t even watch that loser show
Um…..I watch it. *blushes*
Every chick in the world watches the Bachelor and I read the reason why is because they secretly enjoy seeing other girls being rejected.
Meanwhile, Bobby Abreu attempts to work a cellphone in the corner.
He looks labored and the game hasn’t even started yet.
Without using Google I have idea who Juan Pablo is, matter of fact the only Juan Pablo I know is Juan Pablo Montoya Formula 1 & NASCAR driver.
Oh some reality TV star? Lame.
Yo, Kyle! I’m disappointed that you know who this asswipe is, and that you waste your time watching reality show garbage. I order you to marathon Chuck Norris movies for the next 24 hours until you’re deserving on your man card.
I heard tony Bruno watches the bachelor
Jesus is good, but he cannot hit curveball
Haha, I read the headline and immediately thought the Phils signed another over the hill clown to add to the roster (lots of baseball players are from south of the border). Then after reading it turns out its some reality queer, come on Kyle, don’t post this shit.
Carl…I thought the same thing when I saw the picture! It took me reading the posts to know who he was, too. @Junkhead…sorry….But not ‘every chick in the world’ watches that show. I’ve never seen even one ‘episode'(?) I only know about the show because most morning news shows talk about it at times. Please don’t group ALL women together–some of us DO have better things to occupy our minds with than to watch that reality crap. I came here today (for the first time), thinking this was a legitimate Philly sports site. Now I’m not sure what it is???. Yes, I’ve heard it is also a humorous site, but this is just plain drivel!
I’ll cop to thinking that Juan Pablo was the brown-skinned person in the picture, soon to be starting shortstop, center fielder or catcher for the Phillies, depending on who goes on the 60 day DL first.
Both of these guys take a lot of balls.
Kyle – you’ve definitely sucked cock before……no doubt.
Abreau in the corner on the phone to his agent. “I don’t care what they are to pay me…..GET ME OUTTA HERE !”
Two types of responses here: 1. assholes acting like they don’t know who this guy is when they have actually been stuck watching this show all along because their wives take over the TV on Mondays for this dumb shit (25% of you), and 2. guys who genuinely don’t know who he is because they haven’t been around a woman for more than 5 minutes in the past 2 years( the other 75% of you losers).
3. Guys who do get pussy but don’t have to bitchify themselves in the process and give up their balls. I guess you’re the winner holding her purse while she goes inside the store to ask about the price of the heels in the window. You’re really cool. I bet her mom loves you.
I thought he was a NASCAR driver. Wife occasionally watches these shows, I’m usually out in the garage working on a woodworking project sipping on a flask of bourbon.
Sucks being alone huh?
Is Juan Pablo the guy they cut Frandsen for?
Im Missey Mikey and I am ghey and I am engaged to a hairy bagel. I punch producers, dont know anything about sports and love good looking men. I think Ruben is hot as Chase Utley. I play ghey trivia all day because of my lisp. My Wife left me for a bull dike lezbo because she was more manly then me. Juan is super hot and I would grab my swollen ankles for hours, OOOH-GAH. I am a bitch in heat with a bad ticker and 975 made me take a big pay cut, dont they know I am great?
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