On this day, the day we learned that CSN is raising their rates to cover their $2.5 billion deal with the Phillies, I thought I’d take a moment to share with you the progress on co-owner John Middleton’s and Ryan Howard’s Florida mansions.
Middleton
This comes to us via Laura Goldman, who has obtained some photos of construction on Middleton’s absurd Palm Beach house. From Goldman:
The Middletons have been building a mansion on the northern end of the island of Palm Beach, Florida for the last 3 years. Much to the chagrin of neighbors, who including the Duponts, the construction noise at the house might continue into 2015. Progress on the mega mansion is proceeding slowly because Palm Beach enforces strictly, especially during the season, the time each day that the contractors are allowed to work
The oceanfront property boasts a large main house, two guest houses, servant quarters, and 10 car garage to store Middleton’s antique car collections. As one neighbor noted, “The house is so big that the guest house has a guest house.”
You can see more pics here.
Howard
Meanwhile, The Big Piece’s mansion— coming along nicely.
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i’ll strike out 3 times a game to live there!
Feel free to drop 311 home runs along the way and you got it.
$25 million Big Piece of Shit
Can see nose moving in & hiding a mistress in that house
Looks like i can take my wigger ass to florida.
Everyone loved Howard when he was winning pennants and helping us get to the World Series though…..fucking fairweather Phillies fans, you are the fans that started showing up in 2007 when they started being good again. Fuckin Phonies! Don’t worry about what he gets paid or what house he lives in, it does nothing to hurt you personally. Fuckin Hateful Jealous Morons.
Good point Tom! Just look at it this way. You love your wife during the good times but after a couple of years you now really want to fuck the 21 year girl working at your office. It’s all about What have you done for me lately.
Servant quarters? Really? What is this? Early 20th century England? Do they have to call him Lord Middleton?
Rich people? We must hate them…
This will be all mine in a couple of years. The I’ll go back to fucking Jeff Carter. Lawyers are on it!
Ryan’s real demise is connected chronologically not to his injuries, but to hooking up (and staying) with this golddigger.
Ryan lived in our neighborhood in Blue Bell, and regularly attended Sunday services. This bitch refused to come back to church after someone took a picture of him in Mass one day.
And, yes, Catholics do say “bitch”.
She’s the reason for the downfall.
Church is for tossers and sheep-shaggers.
Is it me or is Howard’s house taking like six years to build. Strict codes or not by the time he moves in the oldest parts will need renovating.
Rich people don’t live in rowhomes in Collingdale. They own mansions where it’s warm. Why this would be a surprise to anyone is a surprise to me.
Waaaaaaa!!!! Rich people live in bigger homes behind walls!What a shocking revelation. Am I supposed to get angry over this?
Exactly.
I guess they should be living in a condo somewhere in Conshohocken?
I’m not a Marxist, so I don’t get angry when other people do well for themselves.
Neither am I, but money does not buy good taste and class. You can have a very nice house with all the amenities at half that size.
I’m not mad at them for having a great life. What pisses me off is raising prices on an already overpriced shitty service. Comcast is the worst and they’ll fuck you whenever they want. People need to put down remotes and find something else to do
Howard doesn’t deserve this house or white women after his last couple of years on the baseball diamond.He’s cooked
You can see that Howard mansion everytime you watch clips from the 2008 World Series too, you fairweathered cunts.
The point Kyle was trying to make was that Comcast is going to be fucking you soon, and your lives suck and we should all kill ourselves.
half of you sound like fucking share the wealth obama voters. he shouldnt take the money or live in a big house? fuck you.
also, i have had both direct TV and comcast. im paying less now for comcast with HD than i was for direct 8 years ago. they are all god damn theieves.
WTF is Howard’s house supposed to be – Buckingham Palace? I don’t know who John Middleton is but I am going to go out on a limb and guess he is part of the 1%.
Middleton’s one of the Phillies owners. He’s a cigar magnate and supposedly one of the owners more willing to spend money to put a winning team on the field.