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Mmm. Speed. Chip Kelly loves speed and versatility and weapons and unconventionality. So it should come as no surprise that the Eagles promptly – swiftly and with great speed – locked up Darren Sproles to a two-year extension:

The best part, though? Sproles and his wife must like the idea of playing in Philly, and that’s just great, because we don’t want to be on his wife’s bad side.