OH MY GOD IT’S TOTALLY LIKE THAT SANTA BEARD WITH 25 SPACES FOR COTTON BALLS COUNTING DOWN TO CHRISTMAS! I LOVE THOSE THINGS!*
Flyers equipment manager Derek Settlemyre – whom you may recognize as the guy who gleefully assaults head coaches after big goals – was on FOX Good Day with Jenn Frederick this morning. He showed off a board containing 16 spaces for game pucks from playoff wins. Right now there is… one… one puck on the board, but there’s room for many more. The idea is that the Flyers will collect a puck from each win and adhere it to the board. Which means that pucks will undoubtedly start disappearing before the Flyers can get their hands on them. Unless, of course, Chris Pronger is earning his $5 million per year salary(!) by serving as a consultant on retaining game pucks.
Settlemyre also mentioned that Claude Giroux was unable to get his pre-game grilled cheese in New York. So now we know the reason for his struggles.
*My mother-in-law-to-be bought me a chocolate Christmas countdown this year and it was awesome. I’m 12.
H/T to (@ladyneat)
Gonna be hilarious when that board has 1 puck on it for the next 12 months…
Lmao looks like it will be 1 puck.
1975?….the Rangers haven’t exactly lit the hockey world on fire have they?….it’s been 20 years since your last cup…shit 20 yrs since they made it to the cup!! And what? 3 or 4 cups in 90 yrs!….no cups in 38 years is kinda shitty but if you ask me 4 in 90 years is way worse….can’t wait til next week when all you have to watch is that shithead A-Rod play baseball
Ranger Lou what was your first blowjob like? Do you remember his name?
Ranger fans have some nerve talking shit… What has your team done since 94?
I’ll give you a hint, the answer is absolutely nothing.
Don’t feed the trolls.
Lol you really wanna go there Flyers fan.
Your expectations have been so lowered that when your Flyers steal a win at the Garden,you morons take to twitter like the Flyers won the cup.
And also since 1994,our other NY teams like the Rangers and Giants have a combined 7 world championships.
How quick Philly fans forget the Yankees kicking the Phillies ass in six games.
Kicked their ass up and down broad st,and back to the Bronx for our 27th world series championship.
I meant the Yankees & Giants combined fo 7 championship.
Fuck it,you Philly morons know what I mean.
We were talking about the hockey teams dickhead…the Yankees better have 27 championships they have more money than any team in the league…they can put an all star team out every season. If the MLB ever had a salary cap it would be nowhere near 27
I eat cum by the truckload.
Do you forget the only reason you won that series is because ur juice head loser A-Rod was roided up for that! Let’s take him out of that series and see how well you would have done? Flyers in 6………get off this blog
Let me tell you something pal, when you have to start bringing up the past…WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!…to justify your present, then you just lost the argument! Nature Boi doesn’t give a flying fuck on a stick what your teams have done over the past 100 years…WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!…What matters is right now, and right now you’re in orange and black town baby! You want to talk in present tense then go right ahead baby. If I really wanted your opinion, I’d buy your 5 dollar ass…WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!…then let Double A stomp the change out of you! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It’s quickly… “how quickly Philly fans”… dumb, fucknuts.
And if you say “it’s the intuhnet” (in New Yawkanese) as your response, then you’re a mouthbreathing trollskin virgin. Fuck off!
Broad Street Bullies baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I tell you what’s going to happen tonight! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Claude Giroux is going to shelf a hat trick then he’s going to slap his Canadian loaf right across the forehead of Mrs. Lundquist…WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Lock up your daughters cus’ the horsemen are riding tonight! These Ranger fans think that they’re pretty funny, well I got news for you pal, you won’t be laughing when the Flyers talk the talk WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! and walk the walk (struts) all over your smug faces tonight and the rest of this series. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
To Ed S.
Please allow me to rest in peace. Do not dig me up to sing with that rank amateur.
Ed cannot help himself.
Thanks for the post, Mike Missanelli.
The Blue Jackets are doing it too, on a board that looks suspiciously similar. My bet is that the NHL gave them to every team.
Don’t even remind me about Pronger. If it weren’t for his injuries, we’d have won 4 consecutive Cups. But don’t worry, I’ll never bring that up as an excuse or anything…
Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t TV chicks supposed to be cute? What happened to this broad’s face?
I wish I was on the playoff puck board =(
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