And I now take back my complaint that Nick Foles wasn’t interesting to blog about.
Connor Barwin did a Reddit AMA today (Ask Me Anything, for our older readers). It was entertaining and filled with interesting anecdotes. As we’ve learned before, Barwin is sort of a renaissance man (or if you prefer– hipster), so it’s no surprise that his AMA contained candid answers. But, there were a few that stood out more than others.
Evan Mathis, who was with Barwin, asked the first question:
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#elite
We aren’t supposed to post anything about Traffic Girl, but this crap is OK???
I might ban myself for a while.
Stole my thunder haha
Can post this stuff but nothing about that buck t.eth traffic chick
I’d be willing to bet he was only joking anyway. A good way to bust the QB’s chops. Locker room decorum would prohibit him from seriously talking about the penis size of teammates anyway.
Since this news broke K@@Cie has been doing jaw exercises in anticaption of Foles skullfucking her.
Why is anyone surprised?
Gee, that’s nice to know. You fag!
I thought I was going to read that Foles just bought a 42′ cigarette boat and had to expand the dock at his summer house.
Fuck nick foles I hope he dies.
TFW you come back 4 years later and he just beat the best coach and qb combo to have ever existed. Your comment sure didn’t age well.
I bet his winky isnt as big as my daddys. Daddy lets me play with his all the time and let me name it Joe Fraiser.
Maybe kaci mcdonalds will rape kyle with her tooths?
I heard Bernie from Broommall has a big dick
what?
No, you got it wrong. I associate with a big d*ick, Mikey Mess
Wonder who has the smallest Dick?
I’m thinking no leg Alex Henery
oh man I can’t wait for K@cie to suck me. kyle is gonna be SO jealous.
Will smell like nicks dong within week her hearing this news
a week?!? you for real bro? it probably does already.
I think as needs to heal from all the black guys she’s engorged #no racist #thisisfact #hashtags are gay
I wonder if that no talent tusk face traffic slut over at Fox is creaming her panties reading this article, the Georgia hick shes been banging somehow seems like an afterthought today.
Did anyone ask them when you bust a massive load on the teeth of that worthless fucking pig of a human being whether she swallows it?
I love to make out with traffic girl!
Just imagine that, will ya?
Can see the fox 29 traffic girl with the god awful boob job fingering herself to Nick tonight & coming up with a game plan to $teal him away from his gf.
Fatboy Josh Innes kissing the old crusty ass of one Howard Eskin is a disgrace to Philly sports talk radio.
Thank goodness Missanelli ran Eskin off the afternoon drive.
I can see Michael Samm sneaking cell phone dick creep pics in the rams locker room.
Heard joe banner had a huge cock
OMG Kurt Vile? Union Transfer? I just had a hipstergasm. I know you guys have never heard of him, but you have to make sure you listen to him on vinyl. It just doesn’t sound the same any other way.
Love how hipsters pretend to like pabst blue ribbon
Love how people still think hipsters drink pabst blue ribbon
Love how hipsters still think it’s cool to be a hipster
I emailed you back in January that apparently he was known as big dick nick in the locker room at Arizona
that was when he was trying to prove he wasnt a copy/paste for deadspin.
We are the .0001%. We will Occupy.
#truthers
Ummm, I wish he would come over and prove it, if you know what i mean……
wake up, kyle… it’s time to copy and paste something from a more reputable news source and add 11 words of comments. I know it’s hard to pry yourself out of bed when I’m here covered in whipped cream bu- [ALARM GOES OFF, BLARING, AT 10:30 AM]
As you see now, my dick is the biggest in all of the land
Aw, this was an incredibly nice post. Finding the time and actual effort to make a good article… but what can I
say… I put things off a lot and don’t manage to get anything done.