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There are many things for which Philly gets a bad rap. But for all the unfair stereotypes, there is one domain of which we are truly masters, one title that is rightfully ours, one act in which we beat all comers: public masturbation.

First it was the Swiss Cheese Pervert. Then the Crown Chicken Choker. And now, the Septa Manual Overrider.

A Temple PHD student, who did not want to be identified when she spoke to NBC 10, was seated next to a man on the bus Friday who, apparently, whipped it out (it. out.) to play a little five-on-one. The woman posted following video on Facebook which eventually made its way to the always outstanding People of Septa page:


“You know this is on video right?” the woman asks. “You really wanna do that? I have it on my phone.”

In the video, the man continues to expose himself, ignoring the woman’s questions.

“Are you crazy?!” she then asks. “Do you see how many people are on this bus? Do you see a child behind you?! You are disgusting!”

There are a few things that I’d like to call out:

:07– There’s a brief window where he’s not sure if she’s filming to out him… or because she likes it. It’s right here that he’s wondering, Does she want me to keep doing it? Because damn, that would be hot.

:12– Uh oh. It was the former*:

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:54– Michelle, come get this baby, because I’m about to go off:

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The man was escorted off the bus without incident. His crime scene is still being investigated. Also, police are looking into it.

*I love the fact that the guy is genuinely perplexed as to why she would rat him out. Like, “Bitch, why wouldn’t you just ask me nicely to put it away?”