Jason Kelce: Everyman
Email from reader Alec (BALDWIN?):
Spotted Jason Kelce and (not pictured) Connor Barwin over by PYT at the 104.5 Block party on Saturday. Talking to fans, taking pictures, and just hanging out having a good time. Another example of these guys embracing the city and the fans even during the off season.
God damn right it is, Alec. Love the OD shirt, and also the too-short shorts.* A much more understated appearance by Kelce in Northern Liberties than Pat Burrell’s in 2012 when he grabbed a girl’s tit and I had the photo but had to remove it because the girl’s lawyer threatened me and claimed it was taken out of context because it’s obviously very easy to take a picture of Pat Burrell grabbing a tit out of context you fucker. Was that a run-on sentence?
Anyway, Kelce’s awesome.
UPDATE: This is pretty good, too:
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to wipe something off my chin.
*Are those Dockers? Please be Dockers.