UPDATE: Lane Johnson Will Open this Season by Serving a PED Suspension

Jim Adair - June 30, 2014

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According to a report from Paul Domowitch (via CBS3), Lane Johnson has failed a PED test and will miss the first four games of this coming season. This wasn’t on the bill. Thumbs down Lane, thumbs down.

UPDATE: Maybe not?

Will update when we know more.

UPDATE 2: McManus clarifies:

“Johnson is not necessarily out of the woods. Players typically learn of a positive test before the league office. It’s possible, then, that his camp is aware of the failed drug test and it simply hasn’t hit the league offices yet.”

21 Comments

  • Balls McScratchins June 30, 2014 at 3:29 pm

    Jim,

    Does anything about that picture remind you of your Crossing Broad interview process?

    Reply
    • Ted Danson June 30, 2014 at 3:45 pm

      +1

      Reply
  • Tom James June 30, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    heck of an offseason for Lane

    Reply
  • Junkhead June 30, 2014 at 3:31 pm

    And the downfall begins.

    Reply
    • Bob June 30, 2014 at 9:41 pm

      Line forms right behind your asshole.

      Reply
  • Chris June 30, 2014 at 3:32 pm

    Turd

    Reply
  • dumb brown an the mendoza lines June 30, 2014 at 3:32 pm

    that picture makes him look like hes having lunch at the special olympics

    Reply
  • Evan Mathis June 30, 2014 at 3:38 pm

    HA! HA! I peed in his cup!!

    Reply
  • Guesty McGuest June 30, 2014 at 3:38 pm

    Damn that sucks.

    Reply
  • Mike Lodise June 30, 2014 at 3:40 pm

    Way to go boss man

    Reply
  • Buzz, your grammar - woof! June 30, 2014 at 3:42 pm

    Besides the overwhelming use of commas, I have seen Jim use the following words in posts:

    – gonna
    – gotta
    – wanna

    Is this serious?

    I don’t, wanna stop, coming to Crossing, Broad but I am gonna pretty soon, because I, gotta, save some, of my brain, cells.

    Reply
    • Yep June 30, 2014 at 3:58 pm

      You’re a douche

      Reply
      • Six figure Scotty June 30, 2014 at 4:10 pm

        *Ur

        Reply
        • Wrong June 30, 2014 at 4:22 pm

          * your

          Reply
    • Chip Kelly's Dick June 30, 2014 at 6:26 pm

      Ur a loser dude

      Reply
  • SJ HUFFER June 30, 2014 at 3:47 pm

    Can someone buy me sudafed? They wont let me buy any more Sudafed

    Reply
  • Dumbass June 30, 2014 at 4:11 pm

    You are only going to know more when twitter or deadspin tells you.

    Reply
  • Chip's Smoothies June 30, 2014 at 4:42 pm

    So, how’s the off season going so far?????

    Reply
  • Karma is a BITCH June 30, 2014 at 11:56 pm

    2014 Eagles schedule

    Jacksonville-win
    @ Indianapolis-loss
    Washington-loss
    @ San Francisco-loss
    St. Louis-Win(barely)
    N.Y. Giants-win
    @ Arizona-loss
    @ Houston-win
    Carolina-win
    @ Green Bay-loss
    Tennessee-win
    @Dallas-win
    Seattle-loss
    Dallas-win
    @ Washington-loss
    @ N.Y. Giants-loss

    8-8 is about right for this overrated,fraud of a team.

    Reply
    • Bob July 1, 2014 at 6:02 am

      So Birds are losing both Washington games. Yeah, you’re credible.

      Reply
  • Sacha Baron Cohen July 1, 2014 at 8:36 am

    is it just me, or does he not look like one of the racist university of south carolina kids from the motorhome in Borat?

    Reply
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