Now “Charging Your Phone” is on the List of Things You Can Do at CBP Other Than Watch Baseball

Photo via The Phillies
Photo via The Phillies

“They’re charging their phones” will be the answer the next time you’re at CBP and wonder to yourself “Hey, why are all of those people just huddled around that wall on the rooftop?”

According to PhillyMag, tonight will be the debut of the Phillies’ new phone charging station, because not watching baseball really puts a dent in that battery.

The charging station consists two wall-mounted units on the rooftop in center field, and in between the two chargers will be a “‘social media screen,’ which tracks what people are tweeting or Instagramming about the game.” You know, another thing to do that isn’t watching the baseball on the field.

Dead phones suck, but for what it’s worth, there’s a local company that makes charging stations that you can lock, and they look nicer too.

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7 Responses

  1. “Gloryhole” will be the answer the next time you’re at CBP and wonder to yourself “Hey, why are all of those Phillies owners just huddled around that wall outside Rube’s office?”

  2. Can I plug my rotary phone in there to call my son Kyle? He rarely watches the games so I go to tell him who puked on who, who called who what, who sent dick pics, who is on dating sites, who has groupie whores, etc.. for his sporting news blog.

    1. EVERY stadium has these already (at least the 5 I’ve recently been to). Bigger question; it’s the Phillies, so how long before they charge to charge?

  3. Have a Schmitter, Take a shitter, Rub your bone, Charge your phone.

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