Those of us who grew up in Wawa country, which is likely most of us, probably know a person or two who pilfered something from their shelves, whether it was last week or in your rebellious teenage years. Maybe you ordered a sandwich and just ate a bag of chips while you were waiting for it. Or maybe you knew someone who worked at Wawa who would stamp your sandwich receipt for free. Maybe. But we’re guessing you didn’t go this far:

“Central Detective Division is looking to identify three suspects who robbed a Wawa store in Logan Circle. On May 28, 2014, at 5:53 pm, three unknown males entered a Wawa store located at 1707 Arch Street. Once inside suspect #1 took a sandwich from a case taking it inside the restroom. When the suspect exited the restroom he no longer had the sandwich. When the manager questioned the suspect, he handed the manager the sandwich bag. The manager then approached suspects # 2 & 3 who were concealing sandwiches in their pockets. Suspect #3 then stated “what are you gonna do?” When the manager told the other employees to call the police suspect #3 struck the manager in the chest with an open hand then picked up a Wawa refill cup and threw it at the manager. All three suspects then fled the store and were last seen west on Arch Street towards 18th Street.”

Look, I won’t say I never ate anything in the bathroom. There was a time when I would semi-regularly take a candy bar into the shower because I am a disgusting human, but when you grab a pre-made Wawa sandwich (most of which are 7-11 level anyway) and sneak it onto the toilet to eat it, you’re inviting stares upon all of us who might want to grab one of the chicken wraps since they’re the only thing Wawa makes using non-chicken-tender-chicken anymore. I will say this though: putting up a stiff-arm and then throwing an empty refill cup — like, yeah, I recognize your 50th anniversary but also fuck you — at the manager? That’s a smooth getaway.

via PhillyMag