UPDATE: Claude Giroux Arrested for Playing Grab Ass With an Ottawa Police Officer

Grabassin' Photo Credit: Stephen R. Sylvanie-USA TODAY Sports
Photo Credit: Stephen R. Sylvanie-USA TODAY Sports

Though on land, it seems like Claude Giroux followed the Kevin Kolb method of having a good time: Having some drinks and then getting arrested. According to the Ottawa Sun, Giroux was arrested last night for “repeatedly grabbing the buttocks of a male police officer.” What follows in the report is the most obvious statement of all time: “Alcohol is believed to have been involved.” It goes on:

“A witness and sources say the incident occurred outside The Great Canadian Cabin in the Byward Market club district.

Ottawa Police have refused any comment on the incident. Police said they cannot comment unless charges are laid, but several sources did confirm to the Sun Giroux spent the night in jail.

Sources say he is expected to be released Wednesday without any criminal charges.”

That sound you hear is the headline writer for every Flyers rival’s hometown paper crying tears of joy. Or, it’s Claude Giroux’s new theme song.

UPDATE: Hexy got back (to the media):

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63 Responses

    1. HAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL LMAO!!!!! Holy shit!!!!!! This is phenomenal. I want to make a joke right now, but I have no words, I’m laughing tooo hard at Claudia.
      Hahahaha Hahahaha.

  1. At least he didn’t break his wrist again sticking his paw up eddies Snider’s old asshole

  2. If this were Crosby, he’d be buried. Let’s see how the “type OB” spin this one.

    Side note: Kyle must be pissed this is all happening while he’s away..

    1. Yes, if this were Crosby, he would be buried. Because he’s a rival. Just like how everyone in Pittsburgh would joke about it if it was Crosby, and how they’ll rip Giroux because it happened to him.

      What is there to spin? It’s a hilarious story about a player being drunk and doing something stupid. He didn’t kill anyone, he didn’t drive, he didn’t injure himself this time. Why would it deserve anything other than a laugh?

        1. Ohhh noes he was such a bad guy! He jokingly grabbed the butt of a police officer! You could ALMOST convince me it’s sexual harassment, but seeing as the police aren’t pressing charges and assault is handled way more harshly if done to a police officer, I’m guessing no one involved took it all that seriously.

          Don’t be a square.

          1. You really think the NHL bigshots did not influence the police or perhaps even throw some money the way of the officer or department? That was sexual harassment and regular folks are charged and convicted for doing the same thing. Do not be naive.

  3. Well, I was talked into doing a dance called “The Bump”, but my hip slipped and my buttocks came into contact with the buttocks of another young man!

    1. “Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all…..nothing at all…nothing at all….nothing at all….”

  4. In a bizarre turn of events, it was actually Giroux who was yelling “quit resisting.”

  5. Did he fucking cum or what??!!?! And how big was the officers shlong?????!!!? You are slipping hipster Jim. We want to know the IMPORTANT STUFF!!!!

  6. Watched this whole thing go down from probably 5-10 feet away. Unless G had been “repeatedly grabbing the buttocks of a male police officer” throughout the rest of the bar that afternoon (wouldn’t be the weirdest thing to happen on Canada Day), then he was just getting food at a food truck and chatting with people (yes, there was drinking but it’s Canada, when is there not drinking?). The cop went passed him (from our angle it looked like the cop sort of bumped into Claude), turned and pointed, looked like G went to shake his hand and the cops grabbed him, took his beer and started taking him out of the bar. Didn’t go smoothly because a) alcohol and b) confusion about what was even happening. Clearly trying to shrug them off multiple times wouldn’t help his case so he was taken out of the bar. Seems like it was a case of the cops having a super long, ridiculously hot shift of having to deal with all of the drunks in the bars and this “incident” put them over the edge of wanting to put up with people’s shit.

    Also, about 80% of the guys at the bar look like Claude (hats, hockey hair, etc etc) so high five to the other bros that were probably getting some grab ass in on the cops and didn’t have to spend the night in jail.

      1. Yes, because a Canadian from Ottawa being at a bar in Ottawa on Canada Day is equal to being in Pakistan when Bin Laden was killed. Congratulations on not being clever.

          1. I am supposed to believe that someone from Ottawa is going on a silly little local blog and at the same time is stalking Claude Giroux.


            The Easter Bunny

      2. Shes actually right, I was right there too.

        It was at a popular bar in the middle of the bar… not in middle earth?

        1. Mentioning middle earth immediately disqualifies you from any consideration.

          1. Being a hockey fan who can read immediately puts you in the “those who can’t do, watch” category.

      1. I know it’s hard to comprehend, but we do have internet up in Canada (And even Flyers fans, say what?!!?). The internet signal has to fight through the constant bitter cold but we have developed new technology to keep the signal strong. So strong that we can post on hockey blogs ALL THE WAY IN PHILADELPHIA. It’s a struggle, but we’re all really invested in not being isolated from the world while in our frozen tundra.

          1. C’mon, friend! It’s always a tough drive, what with our floppy heads and beady eyes…

        1. What’s hard to comprehend is that not one but two people who were in that very bar would post on a collapsing Philadelphia sports blog on the same day. Please.

    1. Sara , you should be at the food market getting food & supplies for the holiday weekend. What are you doing on this site?

      1. She’s here for the man cock thats posted twice a week. Shit, its why Im here.

  7. Claude Balls–come over to my house for some tickling and fiddling…I’ll make sure my –coughcough–whore fake “wife— isn’t home.

    Love and kisses,
    Gay Jeffy

    fucking cocksuckers.

    1. Dude you’re not even funny. You just like to curse. Can’t you take that out on a relative or friend (if you have any).

    1. This must be like Christmas for you, Candy! You’ve been clamoring about G riding pole for a loooong time.

  8. Wow, I can’t believe there hasn’t been one comment yet about the girl in the picture with Claude.

  9. He’ll have a lot of time to play grab ass where he’s going, right?! Tssss….tssssss

  10. m barkans does dis mean he m gay or faggot cause i aint cool wit dat yo

  11. Just tell them you were in one of your drunken stupors. Gets you out of trouble for everything.

  12. …hey guys…just heard about this…what’s going on…..I’m back too..

  13. G didn’t penetrate the pants to get to me- unfinished business

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