The Flyers Are Getting Rid of Their Ice Girls


Goodbye, my ladies.

Earlier today, Flyers ice girl Erika Choi Smith tweeted that the team will be getting rid of ice girls for the upcoming season and presumably for the foreseeable future now that Comcast is fully running the show. Credit to Flyers Nation for injecting it into our timelines:

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In the hours since this unfortunate revelation, there has been other ice girl chatter* online confirming the news.

There’s no specific reason why, but we can assume that lunatic fans in San Jose protesting the Sharks’ ice girl uniforms (and the ensuing media attention that got) and a former Flyers ice girl – whom another former Flyers ice girl referred to as “a twat” on Facebook today – complaining to Mother Jones that working conditions were sub-par were contributing factors. The fFig, who wanted to form an ice girls union, alleged that ice girls were mistreated, told not to eat on the job, too cold standing near the Wells Fargo Center doors, and paid poorly ($50 per game). Of course, the counter to her argument is: YOU VOLUNTARILY SIGNED UP TO BE AN ICE GIRL!

Whatever the case, the Flyers won’t have ice girls this year. Good news: the playing surface will remain frozen. Bad news: nothing to stare at every five fucking minutes because the league insists on cleaning ice that doesn’t really need to be cleaned.

The Flyers have not yet officially confirmed the news, but if they release a statement that says: “We got 99 problems and now a bitch ain’t one,” I promise not to write anything negative about the team for the entire 2014-2015 season.

*I go deep web on days like today.


35 Responses

      1. Nah, he’s talking about the chick with the Joanna Dark dyke-cut and she is indeed a fine POA.

  1. Eddie “where’s my $” Snider got rid of them because his cheap ass was scared of a lawsuit from that former Flyers ice girl

  2. it’s time to move from philly to LA where the Kings are winners AND have ice girls. every one of them is fucking gorgeous bc it’s LA.

    1. And they have Richards & Carts who single-handedly won LA some cups, betcha didn’t know that.

    2. I can back this up and after collaborating with the other 7 of us LA Kings fans, we all agree unanimously.

      1. Yeah having a couple Flyers fans in the arena would be a nice change from the away team fans, homeless people and lost lakers fans that typically inhabit the arena.

  3. The ice girls are broke looking as hell, especially that cross-eyed, orange fake tan blonde in the pic.

    1. did you hear that from your mother or Scott Hartnell when he left your house in the morning

  4. Although i’m saddened these girls will be out of a job,at least this means you perverts will no longer have the opportunity to lust over these sweet girls who most of you pigs only view as sex objects.

  5. Dont try and fool us, Kyle. We know your secret and its only a matter of time before the story turns into a national headline. Youre not sad at this news BECAUSE YOU FUCK YOUR MOM! THATS RIGHT FOLKS! You heard it here first: KYLE SCOTT FUCKS HIS MOM. He thought we wouldn’t be clever enough to figure out his secret, but it turns out he wasnt clever enough for us! Right gang? KYLE SCOTT FUCKS HIS MOM! SPREAD THE WORD EVERYONE! Lets bring this mother fister down once and for all!!!!! Kyle scott fucks his mom!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Another reason to hate feminists. A bunch of ugly fat chicks ruining everything for the sluts.

  7. These pigs were looking to sue the flyers & mr snider eliminated

  8. I can’t believe the Philadelphia Flyers are getting rid of the Icegirls. They’re hot and sexy enough to melt the ice, even men like us are admiring their beauty. This is so stupid and they’re already stupid for getting rid of our beloved AHL Team, The Phantoms whom we, then fans supporting this team for 13 years and they’re gone. I would like to know who’s the nitwits behind this decision to get rid of this team?

      1. He drank too many Schaeffer beers(2 six packs),and as a result he posts indecipherable gibberish.

        His head will hurt like yours in the morning.

  9. heard the cost of replacing their period stain shorts every 3rd game was the real reason

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