The Flyers Are Getting Rid of Their Ice Girls

Kyle Scott - August 27, 2014

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Goodbye, my ladies.

Earlier today, Flyers ice girl Erika Choi Smith tweeted that the team will be getting rid of ice girls for the upcoming season and presumably for the foreseeable future now that Comcast is fully running the show. Credit to Flyers Nation for injecting it into our timelines:

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In the hours since this unfortunate revelation, there has been other ice girl chatter* online confirming the news.

There’s no specific reason why, but we can assume that lunatic fans in San Jose protesting the Sharks’ ice girl uniforms (and the ensuing media attention that got) and a former Flyers ice girl – whom another former Flyers ice girl referred to as “a twat” on Facebook today – complaining to Mother Jones that working conditions were sub-par were contributing factors. The fFig, who wanted to form an ice girls union, alleged that ice girls were mistreated, told not to eat on the job, too cold standing near the Wells Fargo Center doors, and paid poorly ($50 per game). Of course, the counter to her argument is: YOU VOLUNTARILY SIGNED UP TO BE AN ICE GIRL!

Whatever the case, the Flyers won’t have ice girls this year. Good news: the playing surface will remain frozen. Bad news: nothing to stare at every five fucking minutes because the league insists on cleaning ice that doesn’t really need to be cleaned.

The Flyers have not yet officially confirmed the news, but if they release a statement that says: “We got 99 problems and now a bitch ain’t one,” I promise not to write anything negative about the team for the entire 2014-2015 season.

*I go deep web on days like today.

35 Comments

  • Chazzo August 27, 2014 at 4:32 pm

    What a shame. The short-haired one is the prettiest girl on earth

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    • Boots Electric August 27, 2014 at 4:38 pm

      The one in the pic? Really?
      Earth is a cold, sad place.

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      • Comcastic August 27, 2014 at 9:00 pm

        Nah, he’s talking about the chick with the Joanna Dark dyke-cut and she is indeed a fine POA.

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    • Ted Danson August 27, 2014 at 6:28 pm

      Ditto. The short-haired brunette has the greatest ass I’ve ever seen.

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      • Junkhead August 27, 2014 at 6:41 pm

        GTFOH with that nonsense her ass is flatter than a Nerlens Noel flat top.

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  • 3 Finger Lenny August 27, 2014 at 4:34 pm

    Eddie “where’s my $” Snider got rid of them because his cheap ass was scared of a lawsuit from that former Flyers ice girl

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  • UL Washington's Toothpick August 27, 2014 at 4:43 pm

    it’s time to move from philly to LA where the Kings are winners AND have ice girls. every one of them is fucking gorgeous bc it’s LA.

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    • Kyle's camel toe August 27, 2014 at 5:03 pm

      And they have Richards & Carts who single-handedly won LA some cups, betcha didn’t know that.

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    • LA Kings fan [1/8] August 27, 2014 at 5:41 pm

      I can back this up and after collaborating with the other 7 of us LA Kings fans, we all agree unanimously.

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      • LA Kings fan [2/8] August 27, 2014 at 5:43 pm

        Yeah having a couple Flyers fans in the arena would be a nice change from the away team fans, homeless people and lost lakers fans that typically inhabit the arena.

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  • Tripod Larry August 27, 2014 at 5:05 pm

    The ice girls are broke looking as hell, especially that cross-eyed, orange fake tan blonde in the pic.

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  • UglyFox29TrafficSlut August 27, 2014 at 5:17 pm

    Who cares? 2nd rate skanks on skates. They won’t be missed.

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  • Jim Walsh August 27, 2014 at 5:18 pm

    Heard a couple of the ice girls fucked some of the players

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    • really? August 27, 2014 at 5:45 pm

      did you hear that from your mother or Scott Hartnell when he left your house in the morning

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    • Dylan McKay August 27, 2014 at 7:03 pm

      Yea well I stuck in your daughters shit pipe.

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    • Nat from the Peach Pit August 27, 2014 at 9:16 pm

      I did coke with a couple of them ice girls at xfin

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  • Fan man August 27, 2014 at 5:31 pm

    They were awful anyway

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  • National Clearinghouse For Defense Of Battered Women August 27, 2014 at 5:46 pm

    Although i’m saddened these girls will be out of a job,at least this means you perverts will no longer have the opportunity to lust over these sweet girls who most of you pigs only view as sex objects.

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    • real August 27, 2014 at 5:46 pm

      obvious troll bait is obvious

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  • Brad Lidge August 27, 2014 at 6:15 pm

    Dont try and fool us, Kyle. We know your secret and its only a matter of time before the story turns into a national headline. Youre not sad at this news BECAUSE YOU FUCK YOUR MOM! THATS RIGHT FOLKS! You heard it here first: KYLE SCOTT FUCKS HIS MOM. He thought we wouldn’t be clever enough to figure out his secret, but it turns out he wasnt clever enough for us! Right gang? KYLE SCOTT FUCKS HIS MOM! SPREAD THE WORD EVERYONE! Lets bring this mother fister down once and for all!!!!! Kyle scott fucks his mom!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Shut The Fuck Up August 27, 2014 at 6:22 pm

      This wasn’t funny the last time you posted it either, tool.

      Reply
    • Tony Fuckin Soprano August 27, 2014 at 9:18 pm

      Dude..get a life..its awful

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    • The Dude with the flyer tat on the side of his head August 27, 2014 at 9:25 pm

      It’s so awful haha

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  • Unemployed Ice Girl August 27, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    My hot pussy used to get too cold at the ice rink.

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  • Catch a damned pass August 27, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    Another reason to hate feminists. A bunch of ugly fat chicks ruining everything for the sluts.

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  • The Dude with the flyer tat on the side of his head August 27, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    These pigs were looking to sue the flyers & mr snider eliminated

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    • Asshole August 27, 2014 at 10:27 pm

      Bigot

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  • Robert Schaffer August 27, 2014 at 11:06 pm

    I can’t believe the Philadelphia Flyers are getting rid of the Icegirls. They’re hot and sexy enough to melt the ice, even men like us are admiring their beauty. This is so stupid and they’re already stupid for getting rid of our beloved AHL Team, The Phantoms whom we, then fans supporting this team for 13 years and they’re gone. I would like to know who’s the nitwits behind this decision to get rid of this team?

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    • ^^^^^^ August 27, 2014 at 11:15 pm

      My head hurts from reading this

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      • Alcoholics Anonymous August 27, 2014 at 11:38 pm

        He drank too many Schaeffer beers(2 six packs),and as a result he posts indecipherable gibberish.

        His head will hurt like yours in the morning.

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  • Saunders August 28, 2014 at 8:11 am

    I’d love to fuck that Mel b lookalike

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  • Candy from the Oak August 28, 2014 at 8:35 am

    heard the cost of replacing their period stain shorts every 3rd game was the real reason

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    • TEE August 28, 2014 at 9:05 am

      WTF

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  • the great gazoo August 28, 2014 at 9:03 am

    Brad Lidge? You back?

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  • Bob Geldof August 28, 2014 at 11:28 am

    Why do you need ice girls when the entire fan base is gay?

    Reply
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