The Most Boring Player in the NFL Now Has the NFL’s Most Boring Sponsorship

Kyle Scott | August 7, 2014

Or, you know, Acme, we could just view the picture.

Poor Nick. Couldn’t even land a big-time Wegmans or progressive Whole Foods deal. Meanwhile, here’s LeSean McCoy in his Bentley(?) hawking super futuristic gladiator wear:

I blame Buzz Bissinger for all this.