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Every once in a while, it’s nice to check in on your ex on Facebook. You’re not interested in them anymore and you definitely don’t want to get back together, but you just want to see how they’re doing, what they’re up to, if they changed. Every time you check, you expect to see… something (a new sign of maturity, that they’ve gotten past their destructive habits, etc.). But they never change, and even though you want them to be happy, that makes you smile inside. Andy Reid is that ex, and holy shit he still cannot figure out that you’re supposed to put the ball in the hands of your elite running back.