Charlie Sheen Pledges $1,000 Tip to PYT Waiter Because WTF?

Honestly, I think Sean Connery missed a big opportunity here.

Charlie Sheen, ever the oportunist, has announced(?) that he’s giving Rob Knelly, the server whom Tommy Up claims was a huge McCoy and Eagles fan but who’s actually a Ravens fan, $1,000:

dear Tommy Up
at PYT in Philly.
Please tell Rob K
I'm pledging
1000 dollars
to him for the
tip debacle
just wanna help.
c#NoJudgement

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) September 10, 2014

Annnnnnnd this story has officially jumped the shark. In related news: I am now a waiter and someone just didn’t leave me a tip. WHERE YOU AT, GARY BUSEY?

H/T to (@jayteg), reader Joe